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Old 01-18-2014, 06:52 AM   #31
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Old 01-18-2014, 06:55 AM   #32
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Fear wears a vest?!?
For sure, how else could i drop ice cubes down the front of it? (Pfft!)
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Old 01-18-2014, 06:57 AM   #33
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Fear wears a vest?!?
But with frilly knickers.
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Old 01-18-2014, 07:00 AM   #34
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Old 01-18-2014, 07:02 AM   #35
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Maybe next week if things get scary.
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Old 01-18-2014, 09:28 AM   #36
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See, I don't see a need for a quiz with this one. He /she seems like they will tell you about themselves on their own. And you can suss out a good bit already. I can tell you right now that the quiz would be answered with mostly smart Ass replies. They would be legit funny, but you really wouldn't learn anything real.

Welcome, molasar. I hope you do hang about a bit. I hope your enthusiasm lasts too. I also hope that you're a Victorias Secret model with a good camera and an exhibitionist streak. Or that you know one and don't mind sharing...

Sorry about that, I was just trying to show tw how to perv on someone without coming off creepy.

So, you can stay. No quiz required. Carry on.
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Old 01-18-2014, 09:46 AM   #37
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I've just searched for old lumberjim newbie quizzes and all I can say is that if he wants to mindfuck me with one of those then i challenge him to bring it on, the honour of the United Kingdom is at stake.

besides, I laugh in the face of danger and drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
And tweak the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish. Hah!!
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Old 01-18-2014, 09:48 AM   #38
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Always najes ne think of mollusk.
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Wtf? Hahahahahahahaha.

In fairness I was rolling a joint with one hand whilst typing with the other


I thought you were writing in some sort of gaelic or something us merkins can't understand.
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Old 01-18-2014, 10:00 AM   #39
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Bugger! After all the build-up i was looking forward to that.

And without giving too much away it's 'he' by the way, one of that oppressed minority of white middle class heterosexual wage-earning married-with-kids people who think that all politicians' parents should have been sterilised at birth and that paedophiles should be lined up against a wall and shot, so quite a moderate at heart really.
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Old 01-18-2014, 04:33 PM   #40
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There is a thread to this effect somewhere on the Cellar.

My username, Molasar, comes from the fact that, in times gone by, I used to help hand dig graves in the old part of our city cemetery where there was no room for even those little tiny tracked diggers.

Didn't happen very often, thank God.

So, you weren't far off.
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Old 01-18-2014, 08:19 PM   #41
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Old 01-19-2014, 12:43 PM   #42
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I thought maybe Molasar was connected to Molossers, or Molossia.
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:12 PM   #43
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Molasar Cocktail?
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Old 01-19-2014, 03:16 PM   #44
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Hahahahahah. I like that.


Hey, Inf: is this where you live?

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Old 01-19-2014, 08:56 PM   #45
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peter piper pick a wife but couldn't keep her he put her an "infinite monkey cage" and there he kept her "for the rest of his days"
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