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Old 01-19-2014, 09:00 PM   #46
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:21 AM   #47
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I thought you were writing in some sort of gaelic or something us merkins can't understand.

I sincerely hope that 'us merkins' is being used self-deprecatingly in the archaic term for Americans rather than the dictionary-standard definition of an erotic pubic wig.
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:28 AM   #48
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Yes, but with a deliberate allusion to the latter - old joke: blame Sundae (iirc)
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Old 01-20-2014, 07:29 AM   #49
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Old 01-20-2014, 09:10 AM   #50
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Mayonnaise?
a ha, that northern lass schtick comes unstuck, DanaC, backwards is Canad, just add an eh, eh!

A secret Canuck, you certainly snuck under the radar there, but just one little slip.
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Old 01-20-2014, 10:02 AM   #51
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Old 01-20-2014, 04:33 PM   #52
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I was thinking that DanaC was actually a clandestine salesman for Coca-Bloody-Cola who have a ferociously overpriced bottled tap water called Danasi (da-na-si, Da-na-C, geddit!!)
it was then that I remembered that Coca-Cola's ferociously overpriced tap water is actually Dasani, therefore cannot be connected with DanaC because they're all the right syllables, but they're in the wrong order.

back to the drawing board, and then it hit me smack in the face like a drunken husband grievously wronged by me shagging his missus, it HAS to be Eurovision.
First there was the raven-haired Irish songbird called Dana (probably one of the Nolan sisters unless I just made that up but deffo called Dana) and then a few years later there was that Israeli transgender/transexual/transvestite/transfat artiste called Dana International (who I haven't a clue whether to call he or she, but that's my conundrum).

so that's it, DanaC is the only person on earth who's out of the closet in her love of the Eurovision Song Contest.
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Old 01-20-2014, 04:44 PM   #53
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Coca-Bloody-Cola who have a ferociously overpriced bottled tap water called Danasi (da-na-si, Da-na-C, geddit!!)
Is it really called Danasi in the UK, or is that a typo? In the US it's called Dasani.
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Old 01-20-2014, 04:57 PM   #54
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by the way people, please please this is just having fun with your chosen handles.
rebuttal or justification is not recommended because it falsely validates what I say, in this thread, which would be a calamity.

In total ignorance of who and what you are i'm making logically flawed connections out of anything i can grasp from your phoney names in the Cellar.
I am not, would not (and, because I'm a stranger to you, I cannot) take the piss out of who you are, what you are, or your real name because these things are in cyberia and completely outside my knowledge or experience.

I think I'm saying that none of us need feel threatened, there is no need for anyone to perceive any attack, real or imaginary.
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:03 PM   #55
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Is it really called Danasi in the UK, or is that a typo? In the US it's called Dasani.
just because i've already done you (ooh, err!!) that's no reason to feel secure
in fact in the very following sentence I explained that it is in fact called Danasi.
3/10 must do better.
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Old 01-20-2014, 05:11 PM   #56
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Tsk, tsk, Mola. I doubted your word (who, me? I know, right?!) and went to look it up... turns out it is also called Dasani in the UK, or at least it was.

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Dasani was launched in the UK on 10 February 2004. The product launch was labelled "a disaster",[4] a "fiasco"[5] and a "PR catastrophe".[5]

Early advertisements referred to Dasani as "bottled spunk" or featured the tagline "can't live without spunk". These slogans were used seemingly oblivious to the fact that spunk is slang for semen in the UK.[6][7]
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Old 01-20-2014, 06:31 PM   #57
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yeah, I knew it was launched, saw one bottle bought (by one of my dimmer now ex-colleagues) then was withdrawn quicker than shit through a goose. at the time I didn't know why (and cared less).
thus I had to research it and found the same wiki you did, but the idea of buying bottled spunk has less than zero appeal to me, though i did LOL at the rank stupidity of coca-cola corp and their fuckwit advertising agency.
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Old 01-20-2014, 10:02 PM   #58
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yeabottled spunk.
would generally be considered a good thing over here. It's very Famous Five.
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Old 01-20-2014, 10:37 PM   #59
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