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Old 08-01-2019, 10:42 PM   #1
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?
2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?
3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?
4. Do you like pickles?
5. When was the last time you chewed gum?
6. What is the most amusing number?
6. curtains or blinds?
6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?
10. What did the devil make you do?
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Old 08-02-2019, 07:17 AM   #2
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?

Fiji water. Our grocery store stopped carrying it, so now I have to order it in bulk, and the boxes are so damn heavy.


2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?

"I'm fine, honey, I just stubbed my toe. No, I'm fine. It'll stop hurting in a minute. I'll be okay." (Said to my hyper-empathetic daughter.)


3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?

Set up a shade pavilion and a super comfortable chair and go to sleep.


4. Do you like pickles?

Love 'em.


5. When was the last time you chewed gum?

Right now. Nicotine gum 3 times/day.


6. What is the most amusing number?

3


6. curtains or blinds?

Both


6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?

3-6 depending on context. The world is full of idiots and I've accepted that.


10. What did the devil make you do?

I apologize to those who felt offended, and I assure you I take full responsibility* for my actions.

*minus consequences
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Old 08-02-2019, 01:22 PM   #3
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?

Fiji water. Our grocery store stopped carrying it, so now I have to order it in bulk, and the boxes are so damn heavy.
Why Fiji?

I have to admit I like the square bottle and have purchased one or two to take hiking. You can set them down and they won't roll of the cliff. But I likely wouldn't buy them otherwise. They are pricey.
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Old 08-02-2019, 03:40 PM   #4
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Fiji water contains silicon deposits.
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Old 08-02-2019, 04:45 PM   #5
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?

I resent having to spend $500 on a Dyson vacuum because every other kind will just break.

3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?

Adjust the screen brightness

5. When was the last time you chewed gum?

Not since childhood, gum is foul. Razzles MAYBE

6. What is the most amusing number?

1337

10. What did the devil make you do?

Not give a fuck. But I tricked him and found more fucks to give.
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Old 08-03-2019, 11:16 AM   #6
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?
A skimpy outfit for the maid, it should come included.

2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?
Why couldn't it have been you!

3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?
Watch people wading in the water (test for sharks).

4. Do you like pickles?
When someone else is in one.

5. When was the last time you chewed gum?
While watching a disaster unfold on the news.

6. What is the most amusing number?
A person's age.

6. curtains or blinds?
Blinds are preferred 2:1 by peeping toms everywhere.

6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?
Same as the number of question's here.

10. What did the devil make you do?
Provide these answers.
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Old 08-04-2019, 05:05 AM   #7
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2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?

Oh dear! I really must be more careful.


3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?

Look for the quickest way out.


4. Do you like pickles?

No. Why do you ask?


5. When was the last time you chewed gum?

When I wasn't walking.


6. What is the most amusing number?

Zero. I'm frequently told that I laugh at nothing.


8. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?

10.



10. What did the devil make you do?

Nothing. I am beyond temptation.


Well, almost...
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Old 08-04-2019, 09:12 AM   #8
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy? *shrug* if we need it we need it.
2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW? Faaaaaaa...
3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first? lay out my towel
4. Do you like pickles? yes.
5. When was the last time you chewed gum? a couple weeks ago
6. What is the most amusing number? 55 how the hell did I get here?
6. curtains or blinds? no
6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's? 3 meh
10. What did the devil make you do? find opportunity's to irritate monster's inner grammar Nazi.
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Old 08-04-2019, 09:15 AM   #9
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6. What is the most amusing number?

Zero. I'm frequently told that I laugh at nothing.
You radical, you.

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8. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?

10.
You radical extremist, you.

OTOH, 0 and 10 average 5; so, facts with numbers say you're a moderate.
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Old 08-04-2019, 04:02 PM   #10
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OTOH, 0 and 10 average 5; so, facts with numbers say you're a moderate.
Average and moderate?

I shall wear both those badges with pride.
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Old 08-04-2019, 09:51 PM   #11
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I shall wear both those badge's with pride.
FTFY
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Old 08-05-2019, 03:29 AM   #12
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The Devil made you do that, didn't he?

Come on... out with it... be honest!

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Old 08-05-2019, 09:35 AM   #13
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy? Cat litter. It's heavy and the cats pee in it and then I throw it away.
2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW? FUKKIT! Fuckety fuckarse McCunty-Shite!
3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first? Take off enough clothes to go for a swim.
4. Do you like pickles? Yup
5. When was the last time you chewed gum? Gawd, I really cannot remember. Twenty years ago mebbe?
6. What is the most amusing number? 69 of course!
6. curtains or blinds? Curtains downstairs, blinds upstairs.
6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's? 11
10. What did the devil make you do? Take up smoking after I nagged my mother to stop. (I've stopped now, thanks for asking).
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Old 08-05-2019, 09:36 AM   #14
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1. What household item do you most resent having to buy?

by resent do you mean, always forget to? I can't remember

2. You drop something heavy on your toe. What are you most likely to say after OWWWWWWW?


muth....er......fucker! the elongated th sound being the crux



3. You're at the beach. All Day. Like it or not. It's clear and sunny and hot but not scorching. What will you do first?


reapply sunscream



4. Do you like pickles?


of course, but not those bread and butter kind. fucking hate when I buy them by accident. inedible



5. When was the last time you chewed gum?


at least 3 months now



6. What is the most amusing number?


8



6. curtains or blinds?


blinds



6. On a scale of 1 (HUH?) to 10 (KILL!), how irritating is it when people put apostrophe's in plural's?


2 they do such worse badly grammar



10. What did the devil make you do?


answer question 6 3 times.
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Old 08-05-2019, 07:43 PM   #15
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1. Fuckety fuckarse McCunty-Shite!
you really are me in a different country. My kids would piss themselves laughing if they read this, it's completely what I'd say.
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