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08-29-2009, 11:10 AM | #1 | |
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Tortillas and Tecate
Don't take 'em camping. At least, not unless you want to be woken up at gunpoint by the federales:
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Ya think? http://www.elpasotimes.com/ci_132246...ce=most_viewed
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08-29-2009, 05:40 PM | #2 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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*Shakes head* unbelievable.
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08-31-2009, 09:52 AM | #3 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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How about "The Tecate and tortillas are probable cause, Mr. Chang"
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08-30-2009, 11:10 PM | #5 |
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The presence of narcotics?
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08-31-2009, 09:15 AM | #6 |
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That would be after the fact, no? What would be the indicators of possible drug trafficking beforehand? Something more along the lines of prevention.
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08-30-2009, 10:00 PM | #7 |
To shreds, you say?
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08-31-2009, 07:54 AM | #8 |
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To be fair, they are also looking for northern drug traffickers as well, who are leaving bagel packages, Molson beer cans, speaking French, and playing Celin Dion music.
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08-31-2009, 08:42 AM | #9 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I can deal with any of those things, and more, EXCEPT listening to Celine Dion. Line them up and execute them. Please. *mumble* Imagine having the audacity to bring that crap into this fine country...hmmmph. :p
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09-01-2009, 06:50 PM | #10 | |
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08-31-2009, 09:47 AM | #11 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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The presence of things connected with drugs, rather than merely connected with being Mexican.
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08-31-2009, 10:15 AM | #13 |
Makes some feel uncomfortable
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08-31-2009, 10:30 AM | #14 |
I hear them call the tide
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If you eat too much of it, it can be a race to the bathroom...
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08-31-2009, 11:20 AM | #15 | |
We have to go back, Kate!
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