Reviews of the weekend

Undertoad · 07-02-2006, 10:35 PM

J and I had the sort of active weekend that precludes IotD posting.

"The Devil Wears Prada": thumbs-up in general to this one, another really fine Meryl Streep performance. To me, she didn't come off in this one as "Meryl Streep acting".

The Baltimore Aquarium: I had been through it before but was happy to go again. For 2.5 hours, the price of admission (just over $20) is really worth it. It enriches your life, I think, to see these kinds of things. The weird square mouth of a manta ray, the horrible teeth of the shark, the weird wild colors of tropical fish. Beautiful tiny little frogs that, if you touched them, would kill you. Big silver dollar fish, so silvery and flat. The dolphin show... as seen from below the surface, from the perspective of the dolphins. All very awesome, even if you haven't slept much.

It is not recommended to go to the B.A. on a Sunday in July-August, and certainly not on a holiday weekend. To make up for this, we went at 9am. This was totally out-of-character for me and required a small amount of sacrifice, to wake up at 6 on a Sunday morning and attempt to haul ass down 95 while watching the staties pull over every other vehicle.

While at the Inner Harbor (motto: "It's a shame about the rest of the city"), we took in the "ESPN Zone", the 2nd most absurd way to repurpose the ESPN brand. This is a Chili's style restaurant which assumes that if you enjoy eating the soup of the day and a burger, and you enjoy SportsCenter, perhaps you will enjoy combining the two for an additional dollar per entree.

We were seated in an area which resembled the sports book section of a casino, which I might enjoy if there was a game I would like to see on one of the 14 different feeds or the massive low-def projection screen. Food for such places is designed by the same outfit that gives you Chili's and Applebee's and Tuesday's and Friday's and pretty much every other goddamn restaurant in the country now, which generally means: same shit, different shingle. Which was why I was surprised to find the food at this one to be really bad. Then our waiter forgot to put our order in, lied about it, and kept us waiting for about 20 minutes longer than normal. Nice goin' ESPN -- I'm wondering whether Applebee's can deliver sports clips with humorous writing.

Ibby · 07-02-2006, 11:00 PM

Baltimore rocks.

ESPN doesnt.

Just about sums that one up, huh?

zippyt · 07-02-2006, 11:04 PM

But you two guy were TOGATHER , enduring and laughing ( or Bitching ) about the lousey service , Crappy food and Totaly FAKE abnisphere , but you were TOGATHER and THAT is what MATTERS !!!

skysidhe · 07-02-2006, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt

But you two guy were TOGATHER , enduring and laughing ( or Bitching ) about the lousey service , Crappy food and Totaly FAKE abnisphere , but you were TOGATHER and THAT is what MATTERS !!!

here! here! ....are you drunk zyppit?

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well UT seems you had a sucky weekend? You tried. You get an A for effort.

My weekend sucked too. Mostly.

Very hot, rented Underworld which sucked so bad. There wasn't anything worth going to see. I Made natural spider insecticide. I live in a wooded community and the spiders seem to be so much in love this summer...breeding LOTS! I regret not getting into the pool today.

I got a 40 dollar refund check in the mail from the tow company. I spent it waiting for a RX at the pharmacy. I bought soil thinking it's not too late for some kinds of poppys. I never go very far away.
More hot weather...a yappy dog I've been teaching to heel and to jump a hoop. I have a kid with a disability growing into a young man who wants to go to college someday. He is the greatest kid. I just try to be creative with the time.

I don't know why I said that...I guess. I am just getting really bored. I feel like I am going to die before I can really ever live. I feel guilty for even feeling anything close to self serving.

I decided I am looking for a state job so I can at least have money whilst being bored.

zippyt · 07-02-2006, 11:43 PM

are you drunk zyppit?

Well DUHHHHH !!!!

Ibby · 07-03-2006, 01:16 AM

Whoa, Underworld may have been a shitty movie, but... Kate Beckinsale is... is... *drools*

wolf · 07-03-2006, 01:37 AM

Next time you do Baltimore ...

DaMimmo's in Little Italy (expensive as hell, worth every penny)
The New Orleans type restaurant/bar in the Power Plant Live that I can't recall the name of because I was too drunk
Capitol City Brewing Company (get the trough of Onion Rings)
Phillips Harborplace (the sitdown, not the lunch counter)

And about a dozen other places that I'm having trouble coming up with the names of right now.

Of course, there's always Hooters.

Griff · 07-03-2006, 05:51 AM

That is a great aquarium.

We watched The White Diamond last night. This guy builds a small helium airship and works out the kinks filming rainforest in Guyana. Except it isn't about that, it is about him coming to grips with getting his friend the filmaker Steiner killed in an earlier project. Werner Herzog directed it, really good stuff.

9:30 Sunday morning I crashed my road bike and broke my wrist (arm bones at the wrist) non-displaced so I won't need screws and stuff. I go in to get it set today. No me gusta

Elspode · 07-03-2006, 12:35 PM

Ouch, dude. Ask for the good drugs when they're done, okay?

xoxoxoBruce · 07-03-2006, 12:43 PM

Ouchie, Griff. Cast in the Summer?

You're lucky you've got all those lovely ladies to wait on you.

skysidhe · 07-03-2006, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff

9:30 Sunday morning I crashed my road bike and broke my wrist (arm bones at the wrist) non-displaced so I won't need screws and stuff. I go in to get it set today. No me gusta

ouchie...you win the shitty weekend award!

heal quickly!

slang · 07-03-2006, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe

here! here! ....are you drunk zyppit?

Zyppit's spelling errors are certainly worth the cost of admission here. There are all sorts of things that are interesting and funny here at the cellar. These hieroZYPhics are consistently funny.

Griff · 07-03-2006, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe

ouchie...you win the shitty weekend award!

heal quickly!

Now now, it is a holiday weekend you still have time to take the prize. Besides my ER time was not even close to Wolfs.

EL-I did get the "good" stuff but I'm actually kinda scared of dope that gives your mind an itch so I think I'll stick with the Advil at least until bedtime..

XO- Just sent the ladies out of town...

BrianR · 07-03-2006, 04:00 PM

I spent the weekend driving from Indianapolis to Chester (again!), almost in one shot. I got the pleasure of sleeping in a Turnpike service plaza (NOT recommended), eating a Cinnabon for breakfast (not too bad considering) and finishing the drive, then going home to find my basement flooded again (BIG surprise, NOT!) and not much other damage despite the heavy rains and such.

Junior is thrilled to be out of the truck and able to stretch his legs again.

No sign of squirrel invasion whilst I was away, yet.

The boiler is heating up some water so I can shower tonight.

I'm gonna go get some stuff from the store and crash.

L8r

Brian

capnhowdy · 07-03-2006, 06:01 PM

cliche alert.....

Keep the shiny side up and the shitty side down, BrianR

07-02-2006, 10:35 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Reviews of the weekend J and I had the sort of active weekend that precludes IotD posting. "The Devil Wears Prada": thumbs-up in general to this one, another really fine Meryl Streep performance. To me, she didn't come off in this one as "Meryl Streep acting". The Baltimore Aquarium: I had been through it before but was happy to go again. For 2.5 hours, the price of admission (just over $20) is really worth it. It enriches your life, I think, to see these kinds of things. The weird square mouth of a manta ray, the horrible teeth of the shark, the weird wild colors of tropical fish. Beautiful tiny little frogs that, if you touched them, would kill you. Big silver dollar fish, so silvery and flat. The dolphin show... as seen from below the surface, from the perspective of the dolphins. All very awesome, even if you haven't slept much. It is not recommended to go to the B.A. on a Sunday in July-August, and certainly not on a holiday weekend. To make up for this, we went at 9am. This was totally out-of-character for me and required a small amount of sacrifice, to wake up at 6 on a Sunday morning and attempt to haul ass down 95 while watching the staties pull over every other vehicle. While at the Inner Harbor (motto: "It's a shame about the rest of the city"), we took in the "ESPN Zone", the 2nd most absurd way to repurpose the ESPN brand. This is a Chili's style restaurant which assumes that if you enjoy eating the soup of the day and a burger, and you enjoy SportsCenter, perhaps you will enjoy combining the two for an additional dollar per entree. We were seated in an area which resembled the sports book section of a casino, which I might enjoy if there was a game I would like to see on one of the 14 different feeds or the massive low-def projection screen. Food for such places is designed by the same outfit that gives you Chili's and Applebee's and Tuesday's and Friday's and pretty much every other goddamn restaurant in the country now, which generally means: same shit, different shingle. Which was why I was surprised to find the food at this one to be really bad. Then our waiter forgot to put our order in, lied about it, and kept us waiting for about 20 minutes longer than normal. Nice goin' ESPN -- I'm wondering whether Applebee's can deliver sports clips with humorous writing.

07-02-2006, 11:00 PM	#2
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Baltimore rocks. ESPN doesnt. Just about sums that one up, huh? __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-02-2006, 11:04 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	But you two guy were TOGATHER , enduring and laughing ( or Bitching ) about the lousey service , Crappy food and Totaly FAKE abnisphere , but you were TOGATHER and THAT is what MATTERS !!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-02-2006, 11:43 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	are you drunk zyppit? Well DUHHHHH !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-03-2006, 01:16 AM	#6
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Whoa, Underworld may have been a shitty movie, but... Kate Beckinsale is... is... drools __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-03-2006, 01:37 AM	#7
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Next time you do Baltimore ... DaMimmo's in Little Italy (expensive as hell, worth every penny) The New Orleans type restaurant/bar in the Power Plant Live that I can't recall the name of because I was too drunk Capitol City Brewing Company (get the trough of Onion Rings) Phillips Harborplace (the sitdown, not the lunch counter) And about a dozen other places that I'm having trouble coming up with the names of right now. Of course, there's always Hooters. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

07-03-2006, 05:51 AM	#8
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	That is a great aquarium. We watched The White Diamond last night. This guy builds a small helium airship and works out the kinks filming rainforest in Guyana. Except it isn't about that, it is about him coming to grips with getting his friend the filmaker Steiner killed in an earlier project. Werner Herzog directed it, really good stuff. 9:30 Sunday morning I crashed my road bike and broke my wrist (arm bones at the wrist) non-displaced so I won't need screws and stuff. I go in to get it set today. No me gusta __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

07-03-2006, 12:35 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Ouch, dude. Ask for the good drugs when they're done, okay? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

07-03-2006, 12:43 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Ouchie, Griff. Cast in the Summer? You're lucky you've got all those lovely ladies to wait on you. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-03-2006, 04:00 PM	#14
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I spent the weekend driving from Indianapolis to Chester (again!), almost in one shot. I got the pleasure of sleeping in a Turnpike service plaza (NOT recommended), eating a Cinnabon for breakfast (not too bad considering) and finishing the drive, then going home to find my basement flooded again (BIG surprise, NOT!) and not much other damage despite the heavy rains and such. Junior is thrilled to be out of the truck and able to stretch his legs again. No sign of squirrel invasion whilst I was away, yet. The boiler is heating up some water so I can shower tonight. I'm gonna go get some stuff from the store and crash. L8r Brian __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

07-03-2006, 06:01 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	cliche alert..... Keep the shiny side up and the shitty side down, BrianR __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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