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09-27-2006, 08:56 AM
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Serve ice cold, add salt to taste
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The (Blank) of the Beast
Several years ago, a running joke went around the 'Net. Take "666, The Number of the Beast", and modify it for a humorous result. We had fun with it on a couple of local lists, and I thought our creative minds here could do a good job with it, too. So, how about I throw out a couple for starters, and ya'll grab the ball and run?
666-666-6666 The Phone Number of the Beast $665.99 The Wal Mart Price of the Beast 665 1/2 The Next Door Neighbor of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 09:45 AM
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Ignis aurum probat
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666a - the flat above the Beast
1,0,1,0,0,1,1,0,1,0 - the binary number of the Beast DE66 6VL - the postcode of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 09:48 AM
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Employable
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669 The Threesome of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 09:59 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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666DVL--The license plate of the beast
83451--leetspeek of the beast
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-27-2006 at 10:14 AM. |
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09-27-2006, 10:13 AM
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Employable
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GGG - The Nearsighted Uncle of the Beast
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09-27-2006, 10:39 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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999 - the beast is a bat.
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Chooses rowing vs. wading |
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09-27-2006, 10:43 AM
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666, ET-bag
Edit: Quote:
(from Cheech and Chong, ET: Extra Testical. "666" would be ASCII Art for an ET teabag)
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**************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio Last edited by Flint; 09-27-2006 at 01:43 PM. |
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09-27-2006, 10:49 AM
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Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam
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.666 The Beasts Slugging Percentage
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If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis ...how easily the learned give up the evidence of their senses to preserve the coherence of ideas in their imagination. - Adam Smith |
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09-27-2006, 10:51 AM
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lobber of scimitars
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668 neighbor of the beast (variant)
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09-27-2006, 11:02 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
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6 -- The (actual) number of the beast (he stutters).
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Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180) |
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09-27-2006, 11:03 AM
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I think this line's mostly filler.
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667 - Across the street from the Beast.
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09-27-2006, 11:13 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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111-the baby of the Beast
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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09-27-2006, 11:16 AM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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30.0666 - The caliber of the Beast.
edit: UT - the spawn of The Beast.
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Chooses rowing vs. wading Last edited by barefoot serpent; 09-27-2006 at 11:27 AM. |
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09-27-2006, 11:19 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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deleted because I am apparently an idiot
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby Last edited by Shawnee123; 09-27-2006 at 11:55 AM. |
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09-27-2006, 11:21 AM
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Employable
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people! people! if yer entry doesn't end with "...of the Beast" it is not of the proper format. get w/the program plz thank u
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