Post your goblins here!!!

LabRat · 11-01-2006, 09:32 AM

OK, so we know we have some hot cellarites. But what about our offspring? You know no matter how we feel about ourselves, our kids are always adorable. And Halloween is prime cute time. Post your goblins here!

LabRat · 11-01-2006, 09:33 AM

The haul. Decisions decisions....

glatt · 11-01-2006, 09:42 AM

What a sweetie, LabRat!

These pics are from school parades and stuff, earlier in the week and last week. My son is superman, and daughter is Peter Pan (she took her hat off.)

My daughter had to do candy based homework for the third year in a row. You have to count the candy, and figure out different ways to sort it (color, flavor, chocolate, nuts) and do little bar graphs. It really makes her lose momentum when she get home, and she ends up only eating a couple. It's almost un-American.

LabRat · 11-01-2006, 09:53 AM

I love the kid behind your daughter with *his* mouth open...practicing for his turn? That's one mischeivous looking Superman there

Stormieweather · 11-01-2006, 12:01 PM

My middle daughter and youngest: Little one is supposed to be a bat, but she kept tearing her wings off..lol. Oldest dressed very appropriately as a devil. That's the corner of my oldest son's face in that pic.

Stormieweather · 11-01-2006, 12:04 PM

More of the wee one. She fell asleep in her stroller within a block, so daddy and big sis finished up for her.

Our neighborhood was a ZOO! We had over 200 children come to our door, SUV's full of kids trucked in, all street parking full, and crowds of kids up and down the streets. We went through 15 lbs of candy (actually I ran out and had to go buy more about 7:15 pm).

Sundae · 11-01-2006, 12:25 PM

All kids so far very beautiful. I'm sure they are full of character too, given the expressions.

Stormie - I can't work out how many kids you have (just being nosey!) You mention middle daughter AND eldest. Obviously I can spot the son and the littl'un.

And doesn't your devil look like you?! Although don't tell her - none of us want to hear that. All I heard at my Mum's 60th was how much I looked like my Mum. Yeah - thanks!

Envy all of you your Halloweens. I left the office & went home to my cats

wolf · 11-01-2006, 12:41 PM

Cute miniRat you've got there, labrat!

Looking at her haul, it would appear you're in a reasonably decent neighborhood. Despite a clear underage of Smarties, she has some good candy there, although I do see at least one can of miniature Play-Doh, which means you have at least one self-righteous dweeb who feels it's a bad idea to give sugar to kids. No obvious boxes of raisins, which is another bonus as far as the composition of your neighborhood.

I do miss the simpler days when it was okay to give out a treat bag with a couple of Spiced Wafers inside, as well as the homemade popcorn balls and candy apples.

Ah, nostalgia.

wolf · 11-01-2006, 12:42 PM

P.S. Looks like everybody's got some cute kidlings there!

Stormieweather · 11-01-2006, 01:44 PM

Ah, I see the confusion SG. I have three children, oldest is the only boy, middle child and baby are girls. I suppose I meant, oldest girl who is also the middle child. Omg..think of the confusion if I'd had 6 or 7 kids!

Wolf, one guy in our neighborhood gave out peanuts. ONE single unshelled peanut per person.

. Either he is very poor or likes to live dangerously.

Stormie

Shawnee123 · 11-01-2006, 01:50 PM

Very cute kids.

The one peanut thing reminded me of my ex telling me a story of when he and his best buddy were young adults they ran out of candy to give the kids. So they gave out potatoes. Raw potatoes. Can you imagine a kid going home and emptying his sack and finding a potato?

If I only got one peanut and say, my brother got two or three I would be very jealous. I would have peanuts envy. (I can never resist a chance to use that joke!)

Clodfobble · 11-01-2006, 03:05 PM

As strange as the whole scenario would be, I would actually have to tell my kids that they couldn't take a peanut from the weird man, since my stepson is deathly allergic.

We dressed my (hugely plump... or "sturdy" as my friend likes to call him) kid as a sumo wrestler.

Unfortunately all of the posed photos got ruined by blurriness and a messed-up flash. But here's one in his carseat before we left the house for the Halloween party. He had a little bathrobe on to keep him warm in transit, but you can see the sumo-diaper and little topknot.

Aliantha · 11-01-2006, 05:23 PM

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skysidhe · 11-02-2006, 08:26 AM

cute goblins guys

Elspode · 11-02-2006, 03:50 PM

What kind of function did you take your kids to, Ali? There's a girl in the back there with nothin' but a bra on!

11-01-2006, 09:32 AM	#1
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	Post your goblins here!!! OK, so we know we have some hot cellarites. But what about our offspring? You know no matter how we feel about ourselves, our kids are always adorable. And Halloween is prime cute time. Post your goblins here! Attached Images __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-01-2006, 09:33 AM	#2
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	The haul. Decisions decisions.... Attached Images __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-01-2006, 09:42 AM	#3
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	What a sweetie, LabRat! These pics are from school parades and stuff, earlier in the week and last week. My son is superman, and daughter is Peter Pan (she took her hat off.) My daughter had to do candy based homework for the third year in a row. You have to count the candy, and figure out different ways to sort it (color, flavor, chocolate, nuts) and do little bar graphs. It really makes her lose momentum when she get home, and she ends up only eating a couple. It's almost un-American. Attached Images

11-01-2006, 09:53 AM	#4
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	I love the kid behind your daughter with his mouth open...practicing for his turn? That's one mischeivous looking Superman there __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

11-01-2006, 12:01 PM	#5
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	My middle daughter and youngest: Little one is supposed to be a bat, but she kept tearing her wings off..lol. Oldest dressed very appropriately as a devil. That's the corner of my oldest son's face in that pic. Attached Images __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

11-01-2006, 12:04 PM	#6
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	More of the wee one. She fell asleep in her stroller within a block, so daddy and big sis finished up for her. Our neighborhood was a ZOO! We had over 200 children come to our door, SUV's full of kids trucked in, all street parking full, and crowds of kids up and down the streets. We went through 15 lbs of candy (actually I ran out and had to go buy more about 7:15 pm). Attached Images __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

11-01-2006, 12:25 PM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	All kids so far very beautiful. I'm sure they are full of character too, given the expressions. Stormie - I can't work out how many kids you have (just being nosey!) You mention middle daughter AND eldest. Obviously I can spot the son and the littl'un. And doesn't your devil look like you?! Although don't tell her - none of us want to hear that. All I heard at my Mum's 60th was how much I looked like my Mum. Yeah - thanks! Envy all of you your Halloweens. I left the office & went home to my cats __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-01-2006, 12:41 PM	#8
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Cute miniRat you've got there, labrat! Looking at her haul, it would appear you're in a reasonably decent neighborhood. Despite a clear underage of Smarties, she has some good candy there, although I do see at least one can of miniature Play-Doh, which means you have at least one self-righteous dweeb who feels it's a bad idea to give sugar to kids. No obvious boxes of raisins, which is another bonus as far as the composition of your neighborhood. I do miss the simpler days when it was okay to give out a treat bag with a couple of Spiced Wafers inside, as well as the homemade popcorn balls and candy apples. Ah, nostalgia. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-01-2006, 12:42 PM	#9
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	P.S. Looks like everybody's got some cute kidlings there! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

11-01-2006, 01:44 PM	#10
Stormieweather Wearing her bitch boots Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Floriduh Posts: 1,181	Ah, I see the confusion SG. I have three children, oldest is the only boy, middle child and baby are girls. I suppose I meant, oldest girl who is also the middle child. Omg..think of the confusion if I'd had 6 or 7 kids! Wolf, one guy in our neighborhood gave out peanuts. ONE single unshelled peanut per person. . Either he is very poor or likes to live dangerously. Stormie __________________ "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Mahatma Gandhi

11-01-2006, 01:50 PM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Very cute kids. The one peanut thing reminded me of my ex telling me a story of when he and his best buddy were young adults they ran out of candy to give the kids. So they gave out potatoes. Raw potatoes. Can you imagine a kid going home and emptying his sack and finding a potato? If I only got one peanut and say, my brother got two or three I would be very jealous. I would have peanuts envy. (I can never resist a chance to use that joke!) __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-01-2006, 03:05 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	As strange as the whole scenario would be, I would actually have to tell my kids that they couldn't take a peanut from the weird man, since my stepson is deathly allergic. We dressed my (hugely plump... or "sturdy" as my friend likes to call him) kid as a sumo wrestler. Unfortunately all of the posed photos got ruined by blurriness and a messed-up flash. But here's one in his carseat before we left the house for the Halloween party. He had a little bathrobe on to keep him warm in transit, but you can see the sumo-diaper and little topknot. Attached Images

11-01-2006, 05:23 PM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	__________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-02-2006, 08:26 AM	#14
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	cute goblins guys

11-02-2006, 03:50 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	What kind of function did you take your kids to, Ali? There's a girl in the back there with nothin' but a bra on! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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