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Old 03-01-2007, 12:43 PM   #1
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This is a practical joke

What is the most unusual object you have ever put into your anus?
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:50 PM   #2
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500 tablet bottle of Ibuprofen, slightly used.
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Old 03-01-2007, 12:53 PM   #3
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:04 PM   #4
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:10 PM   #5
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:11 PM   #6
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:17 PM   #7
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:19 PM   #8
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(they claim they didn't get it.)
Fax them the confirmation. Then call them and say "I want you to get up right now and go look at your fax."
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
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expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:20 PM   #9
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:26 PM   #10
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Joke completed. Thanks for playing! hehehehe
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:26 PM   #11
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Bagpuss glass
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Damn
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:29 PM   #12
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Bagpuss glass
(with orange juice stain at the bottom - reminds me I need to go wash it)

Damn
Bad timing

Await explanation
See original post. lol!!!
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:29 PM   #13
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What is the most unusual object you have ever put into your anus?
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500 tablet bottle of Ibuprofen, slightly used.
I guess it would be slightly used if it were in your, er, anus. I know I would feel slightly used. :p
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:31 PM   #14
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I guess it would be slightly used if it were in your, er, anus. I know I would feel slightly used. :p
Think how Cowhead' fat orange cat must feel. ;-)
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Old 03-01-2007, 01:32 PM   #15
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Here kitty kitty kitty...uh..NO..go away kitty kitty kitty.
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