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Old 03-21-2007, 03:19 PM   #1
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Really Creative Insults

It's hard to shake people up these days--everyone is so jaded and recherche. It's tough to make an insult stick. I like this:

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

Taken from: Henry IV, part 2

Shakespeare is still the high water mark.

What's your favorite insult?
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:26 PM   #2
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Old 03-21-2007, 03:31 PM   #3
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If somebody is being a little too smug, bragging about a possession they have, or a club they belong to, or a school they are going to, etc., you can say with a smile on you face "Well, I'm sure you will be very happy with that."

It's nice and subtle, and said in the proper dismissive way, it's a real put-down without being vulgar. The implication that "you" must have something wrong with you if you are happy about such a trivial thing.
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Old 03-21-2007, 04:26 PM   #4
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when someone annoying makes a really bad joke and people laugh to be polite, all you have to do is laugh after everyone finishes and say very sarcastically "hahaha, wow, you're so witty!"
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something we both can enjoy??
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Old 03-21-2007, 04:26 PM   #5
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Your mother fucking sucks big fucking elephant dick!

Did your parents have any children that lived?

The best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:26 PM   #6
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ok, then......don't forget to eat a dick!
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:31 PM   #7
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I knew they could pile it high but how did they ever teach it to talk?
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:40 PM   #8
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1 million sperm and you were the winner?
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Old 03-21-2007, 06:44 PM   #9
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oh, i feel so bad...I totally forgot to offer.......did you want some? : points to crotch with both hands:
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:03 PM   #10
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I belive that this thread contributes evidence to support the theory that creativity and testes come from the same biological matter and are mutually exclusive.

(Which of course means that men have no creativity and what women call creativity is a potential load of bollocks)
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:05 PM   #11
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did you ever think anything that you DIDN'T say?
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Old 03-21-2007, 07:14 PM   #12
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I like that one.
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:39 PM   #13
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im sorry were you talking? i thought it was a yak's mating call and you were responding
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Old 03-21-2007, 08:59 PM   #14
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Waiting for someone to complain about my baby screams being loud so that I can say "Sorry for the screaming, but she took one good look at you and she is too young to understand monsters aren't real"
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Old 03-21-2007, 09:01 PM   #15
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From the movie 300, when Xerxes asks Leonidus to surrender and kneel, he replies "sorry, but after spending the day slaughtering your soldiers, I've developed a horrible knot in my leg muscle, so can't see this happening".
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