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Old 04-25-2007, 10:13 PM   #1
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Do you own a goat?

Really, ungulates are all the rage these days.

The Mama Llama

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Old 04-25-2007, 10:16 PM   #2
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talk to Griff , he be the Goat Man !!
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Old 04-25-2007, 11:49 PM   #3
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I have no goats, but I know a man who has goatse on his computer.
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Old 04-26-2007, 12:04 AM   #4
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When I was in High School my step-dad bought three goats, a ram and two pregnant does.

The morning the 1st doe kidded twins (buck and a doe), the ram died. The 2nd doe kidded twin does. WELL. That little buck bred the other doe, her daughters, his sister and his mother! There was NO way I could keep them contained and seperated, they climbed all over the hay stack, roamed all over the fields and the last straw was when they climbed Papa's truck and left little goat evidence (poops) on the hood.
We sold the goats and I have never wanted another one.
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Old 04-26-2007, 01:24 AM   #5
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i have goats in my pants
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Old 04-26-2007, 04:05 AM   #6
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Well, don't let them get thirsty; because,

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Old 04-26-2007, 06:44 AM   #7
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I just smell like a goat, but I like to eat goat.
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Old 04-26-2007, 07:13 AM   #8
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We've got a pair of nannys and if the billy did his job trouble is on the way.
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Old 04-26-2007, 07:28 AM   #9
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I helped raise minis on our ranch, glad I did, cute, fun, affectionate, would not own one.
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:02 AM   #10
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miniature goats?

gah!
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:11 AM   #11
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Mine are "real" full sizegoats boer sanaan nubian mutts. They are much bigger now but Pete has gotten lazy on the homepage. The minis are cute but really, how many people can you invite to that bbq?
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:11 AM   #12
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mmmmmm . . .

cabrito!
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:18 AM   #13
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We've got a pair of nannys and if the billy did his job trouble is on the way.
Why, would somebody be jealous, Griff? :p
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:23 AM   #14
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Quiet you!

Cooking your own cabrito can be real simple--if you want to dig a hole in your backyard, as purists insist. All you need is a three-foot-deep pit with a mesquite or oak fire raging in it. Wrap a skinned cabrito in a gunnysack bound with wire and set the meat in the pit. Cover it with dirt to seal in the heat and let it cook all day. The cabrito will be smoke-seasoned and tender by nightfall. Apartment-dwellers might want to opt for the kitchen method of cooking cabrito: place half a cabrito in a roasting pan with salt, pepper, and two or three onions and baste with hot lard or shortening. Cook for an hour and 45 minutes in a 375-degree oven, turning every twenty minutes or so. Sure beats having to dig up the back yard.

I'm not sure how I'm gonna sneak this past the ladies but yum!
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Old 04-26-2007, 09:28 AM   #15
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No, but I was once proselytized by The Capriculturists for Christ at a county fair.
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