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Old 05-08-2007, 11:13 PM   #1
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knock knock

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Old 05-08-2007, 11:19 PM   #2
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Um...who's there?
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:24 PM   #3
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:35 PM   #4
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my favorite knock knock joke:

me: hey, i gotta great knock knock joke for you
you: ok
me: ok, you start.
you: knock knock
me: who's there:
you:........
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Old 05-08-2007, 11:36 PM   #5
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I love that one too.
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Old 05-09-2007, 10:03 AM   #6
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Um...who's there?
Wilma.
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Old 05-09-2007, 10:47 AM   #7
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wilma who?


only because i dont think ive heard this one
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:05 AM   #8
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Wilma finger do until I can get my pants down?
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:44 AM   #9
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Old 05-09-2007, 12:24 PM   #10
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One of my favorite knock-knock jokes:

A: Knock knock
B: Who's there?
A: Interrupting cow.
B: Interrupting cow wh-
A: Moo!

It's funnier in person though. :p
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