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View Poll Results: Maintenance of the bikini area
The Full Monty. Agent Orange in the nether regions. 5 35.71%
Sweep it under the carpet. Just do the visible bits. 7 50.00%
Shave it? Braid it! Might get it cornrowed this year. 2 14.29%
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Old 05-09-2007, 09:03 PM   #1
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The Brazilian. Is good?

Bikini waxing. Clear the decks, trim the hedge or au naturel? If you're female, what do you do, if you're male what do you prefer? If you're a gay male, squeal in horror now , if you're a gay female, have at it -you can get two for the price of one
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Old 05-09-2007, 09:26 PM   #2
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The Mrs has been shaving the Delta of Venus lately, but no Brazilian.
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Old 05-09-2007, 09:49 PM   #3
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Cornrowed? You know you're just begging for a Children of the Corn joke, don'tcha?

How about, "If you braid it they will cum?"

I could hang around here and do a ton more corn-vagina jokes, but I might get arrested for stalking.
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Old 05-09-2007, 09:54 PM   #4
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never heard of the little man in the boat called THAT befor !!!
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Old 05-09-2007, 10:21 PM   #5
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mary, mary, quite contrary
shave that pussy, it's too hairy
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:17 PM   #6
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hahaha LJ, I hadnt heard that before.

I used to be a *hitler* fan, now I go the Brazilian.

One of my friends gets a Brazilian and she walks out feeling like a dog thats been to the vet.

Her waxer gets her in basically the doggy position, with her arse waaaaay up in the air!!

I like my men nicely trimmed too
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:25 PM   #7
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#1 attachment .....not that i can see it without a mirror. ew... i gross myself out.

did i mention that i've been going to the gym lately? i WILL be in shape before i turn 40.
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Old 05-09-2007, 11:49 PM   #8
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how far away is that?
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:15 AM   #9
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Brazilian, leaving a trim little Hitler. Totally bare everywhere is freaky I think. When life is crazy and don't have time to get to the shop, shave of the same.
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Old 05-11-2007, 09:18 AM   #10
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#1 attachment .....not that i can see it without a mirror. ew... i gross myself out.
Heh, I can't watch my husband trim...it's too weird.
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Old 05-11-2007, 11:41 AM   #11
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There's a nappy-headed ho joke somewhere here, but I'll let someone else flesh it out.
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:04 PM   #12
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Cornrowed? You know you're just begging for a Children of the Corn joke, don'tcha?

How about, "If you braid it they will cum?"

I could hang around here and do a ton more corn-vagina jokes, but I might get arrested for stalking.
Note to self: Add about 12 more states to the list that Rich can forget about being gubernator of.
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:06 PM   #13
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There's a nappy-headed ho joke somewhere here, but I'll let someone else flesh it out.
Who did the doctor beyotch slap when Al Sharpton was born?
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Old 05-11-2007, 12:48 PM   #14
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how far away is that?
3years 3mos 13days
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