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Old 05-15-2007, 10:25 PM   #1
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Ring, ring, Hello this is

Memorial markers.inc.
How are you?
Well I'm alive and you?
Sir would you like at purchase a marked for your grave?
Nope. Don't have a grave yet.
But, you can pick it out now.
ok how big can I get? Just a small one with a few lines on it. Maybe 2ft. high by 4 ft. long. Is that ok?
Great. What's the letters?
Well let me see, 1st A big F then an u, then maybe a C, then a great big K. Space please. A big Y, then an O then an U. Don't call here again you stupid sob!!
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:26 AM   #2
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Rock on Buster!!
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Old 05-16-2007, 09:42 AM   #3
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I believe the proper response to the question "What do you want on your tombstone?" is extra pepperoni.
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Old 05-16-2007, 10:43 AM   #4
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Bananaphone!
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Old 05-16-2007, 11:42 AM   #5
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How come you're not on the don't call list, buster?
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Old 05-16-2007, 02:32 PM   #6
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How about a 3 of clubs with the words "Is this your card?"
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Old 05-17-2007, 04:44 PM   #7
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How come you're not on the don't call list, buster?
I am.
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Old 05-17-2007, 08:16 PM   #8
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Report 'em, it worked for me. I even got an email from the association that represents the phone sellers in their dealings with the state of PA. It said they were innocent and would never do it again.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:38 AM   #9
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:snicker:

They must have the same lawyer as Paul Wolfowitz.
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Old 05-29-2007, 12:42 PM   #10
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Ring, ring, Hello this is...

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Bananaphone!
Every time I have a funny answer to a thread title, Happy Monkey already posted it. I'm still sore about "What is love?/Baby don't hurt me."

Edit: Sheldonrs is funny too, but I'm never expecting what he posts!
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I believe the proper response to the question "What do you want on your tombstone?" is extra pepperoni.
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