Santanico Pandemonium

[Cloud]

Ah, the luscious thighs, the smooth coffee skin! The snake. The fangs!

Drinking beer off her toes! Oh, I am so there!

Salma Hayek's dance as the premier attraction of the Titty Twister bar is incomparable. Mesmerizing. Drool-making.

And I heard her talk about it last night on tv (25 top swimsuit moments or some such). She said, Oh, I hated Robert and Quentin for 2 months. I knew I was going to have to do that dance, and I tried and tried to make them let me do it without the snake. Snakes! Why did it have to be a snake! She said, my body was hot (duh!) and the snake was cold, and it led me through the dance. I had to make my body mesh with the snake's movements.

Oh yeah.

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All hail From Dusk to Dawn! Robert Rodriguez is a god. Desperado was a better movie, and El Mariachi maybe even better, but there's just something about from Dusk to Dawn.

After all, just as an added filip, there's the Pussy Speech:

"All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!"

[Rexmons]

i had always suspected taretino had a foot fetish because all of his movies are filled with close-ups of womens feet. then when i saw him (the director), of Dusk 'Till Dawn sucking on Salma Hayeks toes it pretty much sealed the deal.

A few months later he was on Letterman and actually admitted he like toes, i was like "I freakin knew it!"

If I ever become a famous director I'll be sure to make a love scene between myself and Adriana Lima.