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Old 06-08-2007, 12:58 AM   #1
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Insults - give it your best shot!

Okay, I've really enjoyed reading the sometimes witty, and sometimes not so witty, insults in some of the Cellar threads. So I thought why not start a thread to give folks a chance to let it all hang out and give us ALL your best insult! So here's your chance to show us what ya got. I'll start...this is more middle of the road insult...not so witty, but makes a point.

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:42 AM   #2
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Americans need to pull their heads out of their butts and wake up. Get your act together!!
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Old 06-08-2007, 01:46 AM   #3
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And she's not American bashing everyone! Simply supplying us our daily dose (if we require it or not) of hardcore fact!

Oh, ducky, I am so thankful thou art here to amend thy world!
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Old 06-08-2007, 08:29 AM   #4
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Okay,... insults....
Wisenheimer is such a newbie, he doesn't know this has been done at least twice before.
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Old 06-08-2007, 08:39 AM   #5
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No offense, kids, but stop turning every single thread into the Freshness and DuckDuck Show. The reruns are so tedious!
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Old 06-08-2007, 09:18 AM   #6
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Tong wars.
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Old 06-08-2007, 09:21 AM   #7
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No offense, kids, but stop turning every single thread into the Freshness and DuckDuck Show. The reruns are so tedious!
Ahhh, but what about their theme song?
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Old 06-08-2007, 09:38 AM   #8
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I gotta admit, the theme song is great. I don't know how they got Mancini posthumously, but that is one kickin' theme song.
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Old 06-08-2007, 05:08 PM   #9
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Wisenheimer is such a newbie, he doesn't know this has been done at least twice before.
Hmmm...seems like I can use an insult on myself for this one...

If ignorance is bliss, then Yznhymr IS the happiest person alive!
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Old 06-08-2007, 07:48 PM   #10
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(name a country of origin) need to pull their heads out of their butts and wake up. Get your act together!!
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Old 06-08-2007, 08:17 PM   #11
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Fuck You, ya car wash cunt!

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Old 07-13-2007, 01:44 AM   #12
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My cock after a three day hike smells better than you do.
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Old 07-13-2007, 01:50 PM   #13
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My cock after a three day hike smells better than you do.

Someone dosn't know the difference between his cock and his a/hole.


What do you do on a three day hike that would make it smell so bad?
Crawling? like through dirt? dog poo on the trail?
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Old 07-13-2007, 02:13 PM   #14
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Pssst, sky, I think those things actually sweat! Kind of like boob sweat. I know it's crazy, but it's true.

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
--Elaine Benes
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Old 07-13-2007, 02:19 PM   #15
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Pssst, sky, I think those things actually sweat! Kind of like boob sweat. I know it's crazy, but it's true.

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
--Elaine Benes
Now are you ladies starting to appreciate what we have to go through?

Oh, boy! I know I'm gonna get slammed now.
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