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Old 06-22-2007, 08:40 PM   #1
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Oh SO Busted !!

We own some land on the Spring river here in Arkansas ( above Hardy ), Every 3 months I have to drive close by ( to Mountin Home ) to check a customers scales ( its a rubber plant , NASTY PLACE ) ,
today every thing went SMOOTH so I was out of there by 1pm , well since I skipped lunch and it IS Friday and there was nothing else for me to do work wise I desided to run on down to the river and eat lunch on this island that we hang out on , I was sitting there enjoying the view eating my lunch , wishing that I had brought a swim suit because it was a hot day ( 90+ ) and the river is spring feed and it is COOL ( some say COLD ) , and well I sat there for over an hour and saw only 1 canoe go by ( unuseual as this river is PACKED on the weekend ) , so I thought to my self " Self , if you go over to that side shute where there is a wide spot and tree cover you SHould be able to get in a quick UNDISTURBED dip " .
So I went to the side shute with the wide spot and the tree cover , took off my work clother , as I was standing there in my underware I desided " F This " and took them off as well ,
I stepped in to the water "AHH " ,
walked to where it was about mid thigh deep " AHHHHHH " ,
Layed back in the COOL water " AHHHHHHHHHH "
so there I was just floating on my back , eyes closed , birds chirping , water babbeling , letting the HOT just soak out of me , stupid grin on my face when all of the sudden I hear this female voice say
" OH MY GOD !!!"
My eyes SNAP open , and what do I see but 2 Pretty collage age chicks in bikinis , beers in hand and SHOCKED expressions !!!
I smiled and waved ( what else could I do ??)
they turned RED faced and BOLTED !!!
When I got dried off and back in my clothes they were still on the island , with their party , pointing and talking in hushed tones , all the dudes had grins on their faces , I just smiled and waved .
Intresting afternoon !!!!!!
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:48 PM   #2
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Haha...that's a funny story. I needed a laugh today after the several too many drinks I had last night.

Didn't we have a skinny dipping thread around here somewhere?
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Old 06-22-2007, 09:58 PM   #3
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and now you have the beginning of a scene that will replay in the shower every morning for you. just add a dash of nympho-ness to the college girls, and voila! you're off and running.
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Old 06-23-2007, 05:08 AM   #4
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Great story! Those girls will be telling it for years to come

You should have stood up in all your naked glory and shouted, "GET ORFA MY LAAAAAAND!" and then did a little willy dance for good measure.
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:53 AM   #5
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...I hear this female voice say
" OH MY GOD !!!"
....
What, they've never seen one that big?
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:54 AM   #6
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Dude that is some funny shit!
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:12 PM   #7
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You should make some signs saying "Spring River Nudist Colony" and post them around the island. Maybe you can get some company.
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Old 06-23-2007, 12:21 PM   #8
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Sounds like a perfect day to me.. minus the dudes.
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Old 06-23-2007, 03:07 PM   #9
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The late Richard Jeni, one of my favorite comedians, once did a skit about the difference between what happens when a drunken woman accidentally walks into the men's room and a drunken man accidentally walks into the ladies room.

The point being, if it had been a naked woman floating on her back and two college guys on the bank, they probably wouldn't have run away, unless it was to bring back lawn chairs and beer.
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Old 06-23-2007, 06:55 PM   #10
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You should have stood up in all your naked glory and shouted, "GET ORFA MY LAAAAAAND!" and then did a little willy dance for good measure.
AHHHHH !!!! Do you have ANY idea what burbin and coke feels like squirting thru your nose ???!?!?!?!??!
As I was driveing home I thought that I should have just picked up my stuff and walked Bare assed to my truck !!

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You should make some signs saying "Spring River Nudist Colony" and post them around the island. Maybe you can get some company.
I'll have to give THAT a try !!!!
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Old 06-23-2007, 06:58 PM   #11
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The late Richard Jeni, one of my favorite comedians, once did a skit about the difference between what happens when a drunken woman accidentally walks into the men's room and a drunken man accidentally walks into the ladies room.

The point being, if it had been a naked woman floating on her back and two college guys on the bank, they probably wouldn't have run away, unless it was to bring back lawn chairs and beer.
If I saw a naked woman floating in the water, I'd assume she was drowning, and see what I could do to help.
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:23 AM   #12
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"...though he let go the hat,
The hat did not fall.

Miracle."

Folksingers have set this hoary old poem to music, about twenty years ago now.
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