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Old 07-06-2007, 03:43 PM   #1
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Name change

I have been forced to change my name. I am no longer "new." I am now theotherguy.

Why? You pick:

a. I am hiding from the FBI and they are onto the old name. I feel certain they will never be able to figure out the change.

b. I am feeling old now.

c. Some snotty-nosed, shithead of a teenager has picked up my email address and username from a board for Treo discussion and has started sending me many annoying emails. I don't want him to google me, find me here, and start sending to the email address I use for the cellar.

d. Insert your own very interesting and highly controversial/erotic story here.
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:02 PM   #2
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d. You are cheating with a 70 year old married woman that is approaching her 40th anniversary, but may decide to divorce and be with you. Her daughter is also your ex and knows your online handles.

There.
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:05 PM   #3
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Shit. Do you have cameras on me?
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Old 07-06-2007, 07:05 PM   #4
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a. I am hiding from the FBI and they are onto the old name. I feel certain they will never be able to figure out the change.

Dude! You, too? Wait-a-minute! Are you really an agent snooping around in here? :p
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Old 07-07-2007, 10:11 AM   #5
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I am starting to like this game.

d.You have decided to run on a third party ticket...but instead of being known as "the new guy" you had to change your image, as if you had a deep background in politics, which is why your party asked you to run as the third party's candidate as "the other guy." Henceforth you shall be known as the other guy. The other guy never gets the votes to win but at least he tried to get his name out there.
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Old 07-07-2007, 10:34 AM   #6
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E. Your real name is Theodore Lawrence Donald Guy, AKA Theo L. D. Guy
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Old 07-07-2007, 10:35 AM   #7
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F. You're tired of getting carded when you try to buy beer
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Old 07-07-2007, 10:42 AM   #8
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G) Dead tired of getting emails for some Vietnamese dude named Thene W. Guy.
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Old 07-07-2007, 10:49 AM   #9
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H. You're not that guy.
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:06 AM   #10
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:::sees into his own future:::
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:49 PM   #11
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I. I have recently had a vasectomy and have realized I can now be the other guy to many, many women without fear of becoming a guy with many, many other kids.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:54 PM   #12
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except for the whole 'failed vasectomy' phenomenon.
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Old 07-07-2007, 02:55 PM   #13
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I am actually getting one on Friday and have been reading about that. I hope not be be in that small %. But, that would be my luck.
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:00 PM   #14
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J.

You are up to your neck in all those job offers. You know.....
The ones that always go to 'the other guy'?
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Old 07-07-2007, 03:03 PM   #15
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oh damn... I made a joke for the wrong name.


J. ( take two)

You've heard too many complaints from the office that the screw ups were the fault of 'the new guy'.
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