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Old 07-25-2007, 04:38 PM   #1
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Hamburger Construction

This is directly out of the secret training manual that they all use:
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:11 PM   #2
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Really?

We must have a different training manual down here....ours are strategically piled so your last bite gets every friggen pickle on the burger...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:25 PM   #3
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You don't like green monsters?

Me neither, Boston suckssss.
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:39 PM   #4
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Really?

...even if you think you have picked them out and flung them out the window.
Holy shit - I thought I was the only one - lol

Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed!
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Old 07-25-2007, 08:43 PM   #5
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I give Keryx all the pickles.
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Old 07-25-2007, 09:35 PM   #6
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the taco bell burrito method of putting all of the sour cream in the last bite is in that manual too, methinks
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Old 07-25-2007, 10:28 PM   #7
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That's exactly what I'm talkin' about. How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?
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Old 07-26-2007, 03:20 AM   #8
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Ahh memories...

There was a pickle strategically stuck to an arty rainforest print at our local Golden Arches for the whole two years I was at college. It only disssapeared when the print did.

Then there was the pickle "drive-by-shooting" when you tried to fling as many pickles as you could on to the bodywork of your opponents' car
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:56 AM   #9
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Holy shit - I thought I was the only one - lol

Once when I was a kid, my dad was driving the car & flinging his pickles when he accidentally caught his finger on his glasses which promptly flew right out the window with the pickle - only to be run over by an 18 wheeler - man he was pissed!
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:25 AM   #10
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ok, this is sorta similar - but I only like ketchup & mayo on my burgers - so when I ask, I'm not saying EXTRA, just ONLY. When I take a bite - the stuff ooozes out all over the freakin place, blah.
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:26 AM   #11
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The Anti-litter Lord works in mysterious ways.
Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter.
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:31 AM   #12
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Technically not litter. Well ok, rapidly biodegradable litter.
The glasses were technically litter...
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:37 AM   #13
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The glasses were technically litter...
Ahhhhh... yes. Thank you . I stand corrected on that aspect. I was looking at it more from the concept that the loss of the glasses was in effect some form of punishment for the "littering" of the pickles. :p
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:41 AM   #14
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How hard is it to move your hand back and forth several inches?
No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"
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Old 07-26-2007, 10:14 AM   #15
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No, that's how they put on the "special sauce"
So much for me EVER having a Big Mac again - thanks smurf
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