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Old 08-01-2007, 08:41 AM   #1
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Cheers!

"May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live."

Does anyone else know any nice toasts?
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:43 AM   #2
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:47 AM   #3
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:11 AM   #4
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I suppose I should start with "Slainte Mhath!" ("Good Health!")

I'm actually rather partial to one my father used: "Din skol, min skol, alla backa flicka skol"

I'm told that this is Swedish for, "Here's to you, here's to me, here's to all the pretty girls"
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:31 AM   #5
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A toast:
"Lets have champagne for our real friends and real pain for our sham friends!"
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Old 08-01-2007, 09:43 AM   #6
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Here's one some drunken college girls used to say (not me, I was a good girl)

Here's to the men who we love who don't love us
Here's to the men who love us who we don't love
Here's to the men who we love who love us
Here's to the men who we don't love, who don't love us
We f*** them, they f*** us.
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Old 08-01-2007, 10:19 AM   #7
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"May the best days of your past be the worst days of your future."

(very suitable for weddings)
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:02 AM   #8
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Amor y pesetas y el tiempo para gastarlas
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Old 08-01-2007, 11:25 AM   #9
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Translated:

I love pests, and sometimes pests love to drive hybrid cars?
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Old 08-01-2007, 04:14 PM   #10
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Here's tae us
Wha's like us
Damn few,
And they're a' deid
Mair's the pity!

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Old 08-01-2007, 04:42 PM   #11
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Here's tae us
Wha's like us
Damn few,
And they're a' deid
Mair's the pity!

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Yes, we know the whisky burns going down, but who said it? Ach, there's naught like a wee bit o' Robbie.
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Old 08-01-2007, 06:55 PM   #12
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Here's tae us
Wha's like us
Damn few,
And they're a' deid
This was part of a particularly infuriating puzzle in the PC game "Return to Zork." How sad is it that I thought you were quoting the game up until the fifth line?
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:03 PM   #13
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I had a really good time, last Burn's Night. We had the lot.....poetry reading, haggis and pipes.......whiskey....lotta whiskey...oh, and a storyteller too! He was really good.
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Old 08-01-2007, 07:04 PM   #14
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Old 08-01-2007, 08:04 PM   #15
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I had a really good time, last Burn's Night. We had the lot.....poetry reading, haggis and pipes.......whiskey....lotta whiskey...oh, and a storyteller too! He was really good.
If you're serving haggis, there better be a LOT of whiskey.
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