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Old 08-03-2007, 10:26 PM   #1
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Cars for sale!

I am selling my '87 chrysler Le Baron convertable For $100.00
This is a good car. Minor damage on grille and front plastic, Top is almost new and works good.

'87 Dodge Ram 150 Le new engine 318CID needs trans.
A/C works. $200.00

Send me a PM and I will contact you , MUST Sell Soon!!!
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Old 08-03-2007, 10:47 PM   #2
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I have some shitty cars, too. Wanna trade? I'm sure my neighbors would appreciate some new scenery on my front lawn.
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Old 08-04-2007, 04:26 AM   #3
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I have a 1962 14' fiberglass boat for sale. The 1972 40 hp Johnson outboard motor runs, but the lower unit needs $800-$1,000 work on it. The fiberglass of the boat is all crackly. If you want a project to restore, or if you have a motor, and want a real cheap boat, and you just want to have fun, and not worry about the kids getting mud on the seats, etc., this is for you. Also the trailer's axle is bent, and it goes through tires like crazy, so you would have to fix that, unless you live close to the water. I live 35 miles from where I launch, and get 5 or 6 round trips out of a set. You can start the bidding at $101.00
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Old 08-04-2007, 08:20 AM   #4
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Have I just started eCellar?
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:14 AM   #5
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You know, fargon, I think you have. Say, uh.....if you're looking to sell some shares, I'd love to get in on the ground floor.
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:39 AM   #6
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I have an old fork. You have to meet the reserve price, of course. And a can opener, the manual kind. And a parchment with an image of the Virgin Mary. That's more expensive. Please leave seller feedback. Or leave the Cellar a feedbag.
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Old 08-04-2007, 10:03 AM   #7
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If you send me $10.00USD in cash I will send you a stock certificate.
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Old 08-04-2007, 11:38 AM   #8
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Fargon, I am interested in the LeBaron. I sent you a PM.
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Old 08-04-2007, 01:58 PM   #9
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I have an old fork. You have to meet the reserve price, of course. And a can opener, the manual kind. And a parchment with an image of the Virgin Mary. That's more expensive. Please leave seller feedback. Or leave the Cellar a feedbag.
Shawnee123: I have seen a picture of your face, if it was made the same time as your fork, it can't be that old. As to the price, I definitely have reservations about paying to meet any lady's fork, but thanks just the same.
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Old 08-04-2007, 02:00 PM   #10
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Well you wascally wabbit!
But as mentioned in another thread, I am 87. I just look really good for my age. :p
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Old 08-04-2007, 04:12 PM   #11
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Just don't confuse the Poli-Grip™ for the KY.
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Old 08-04-2007, 04:31 PM   #12
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I am prepared to sell my used knickers.

They have a number of uses:
  • wash them and give them to the woman in your life
  • furtively inhale my musky scent and imagine you're in my overheated bedroom
  • leave them on the backseat of your car as the first move towards a divorce
  • use as a generous parachute for your child's action toys

Forget Japanese schoolgirl panties - these are bigger and therefore better.

Winning bid includes a free soapy tit massage.
Collection only.
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Old 08-04-2007, 05:21 PM   #13
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I bid $100.
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Old 08-04-2007, 10:31 PM   #14
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I bid $100.
I had thought about charging $100 a swat with a hammer, but I am not mad at the cars.
I will accept your bid, come and get it. A free taco with every car sold.
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Old 08-04-2007, 10:54 PM   #15
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I'm fairly sure he's bidding on Sundae Girl's knickers, but you never know. He's into cars too. In a different way, as far as I am aware.
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