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Old 08-09-2007, 12:27 PM   #1
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Unhappy Leah!!!

I knew this girl by the name of Leah, no last names for privacy issues. And she was in nursing school and thought that the nursing boards were secretly watching her like with cameras in her apartment and people on the street spying on her. So, one day there was dirt in her apartment that she had not cleaned-up and she said to me, as she looked up at the ceiling, "I don't clean it because I like it." There are literally hundreds of Leah stories that I could tell.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:36 PM   #2
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ok, here's another one-
Leah called me one real late evening and said into my voice mail since I wasn't home, because she thought that her lines were being listened to, " I hate nursing, I hate it, they are a bunch of hippocits."
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:54 PM   #3
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Rich....and compelling.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:55 PM   #4
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" I hate nursing, I hate it, they are a bunch of hippocits."
because they took the pledge: to first do no harm?
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:03 PM   #5
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Tell us some stories about what happened after she graduated and ended up working with mouse brains in a research lab.
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:10 PM   #6
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Arrow another

she would think that when she was walking down the street that people were yelling, "hey Leah." So, to this day I have to laugh and once in a while say out lould "hey Leah."
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:12 PM   #7
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:21 PM   #8
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Is there a point here anywhere?? Who is Leah?
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:22 PM   #9
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She must be from Saba, en route to Aruba, by way of Puerto Rico.
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:27 PM   #10
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This is like....zen spamming...
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:33 PM   #11
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we have an Aussie member Leah -- I'm sure she'll be thrilled...
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:37 PM   #12
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Tell us some stories about what happened after she graduated and ended up working with mouse brains in a research lab.
Har. Har.



This did freak me out when I saw the title though.
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:45 PM   #13
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Hey I know the crazy bitch your'e talking about.





























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Old 08-09-2007, 06:55 PM   #14
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Is there a point here anywhere?? Who is Leah?
Don't you really mean "Who isn't Leah?"
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Old 08-09-2007, 07:01 PM   #15
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