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Old 08-10-2007, 09:49 AM   #1
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Talking Kitty Litter

I got an weird e-mail the other day, it said, "I just changed my cat's litter box and flushed the kitty litter down the toliet and it plugged the toliet up."


I didn't know how to respond!!!

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Old 08-10-2007, 09:51 AM   #2
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No Shit, Or Lotsa Shit depending on your point of view.
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Old 08-10-2007, 09:52 AM   #3
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That cat looks just like my ex-cat Gaines. (he's still a cat, he just lives with my ex.)
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Old 08-10-2007, 10:02 AM   #4
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Old 08-10-2007, 10:05 AM   #5
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Actually Gainesboro Thomas (a take on Thomas Gainsboro who painted The Blue Boy) because he was a deep bluish gray. LIke a Russian Blue.
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Old 08-10-2007, 10:34 AM   #6
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well, yeah, it would clog the toilet up. That's why "scoopable, flushable" stuff was invented.
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Old 08-10-2007, 01:07 PM   #7
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James, do you know the meaning of "intolerably irritating"?

Why did you post that picture, it didn't come with the email?

It's Judith's cat, in Clonakilty Ireland, taken on September 16th, 2002.

It is also the 4th image in Google Images under kitty litter.
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Old 08-10-2007, 01:12 PM   #8
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Old 08-10-2007, 01:25 PM   #9
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Does "James Dalphonse" translate to "Jack Handey" in Haitian?
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Old 08-10-2007, 01:40 PM   #10
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