Slow today

glatt · 03-10-2008, 12:27 PM

So why are there almost a thousand guests looking at the Cellar index page?

Trilby · 03-10-2008, 12:56 PM

I don't know but I'm having trouble just pulling the cellar up, let alone make a post. meybee that's a good thing.

Cicero · 03-10-2008, 01:11 PM

Is it possible that a program is combing the cellar?

Or is the cellar suddenly famous?!?

Lemme see what possible recent thread could be at the very top of the gooogley.

glatt · 03-10-2008, 01:18 PM

That's the funny thing. The guests are not reading particular threads. They are just looking at the main page of the Cellar. There's nothing much there other than the tagline and the cookies. Maybe they are reading the cookies and loading the entire main page to do so.

Cicero · 03-10-2008, 01:22 PM

Holy..... "Recreational durg use legal-zation" is at the top of the googly as a cellar item. Uh-oh. uuuuh.....

Home schoolers + criminals...cellar takes 4th...

I think it may have a little to do with the durgs and legal-zation #1 hit on googley....dunno. Could be a combination of threads hitting on google in the top 5 or 6. We don't want to be the #1 hit for rec. durgs and legal-zation do we? (I can see how this could be bad in a couple different ways)

More research...those are just the initial results...

monster · 03-10-2008, 01:49 PM

We're not being dugg or anything?

by the way, I wonder if that one sending forum feedback is expressing his concern about any other parts of UT's anatomy?

Undertoad · 03-10-2008, 02:03 PM

It's a double dipping since about midnight last night - first the chopper iotd was Stumbled On, and then the glass stairs iotd was Dugg.

Overnight I had the Diggers relocated to a different server, but I thought they'd be done by now as we have fallen off the front page. Still very busy though.

Undertoad · 03-10-2008, 03:22 PM

I've put the redirect back in... apparently the end of the work day is a good time to check digg, so 4:20 east coast time and the server is at full load again.

We're still on digg's page 4, and page 2 of "popular/last 24 hours". It's also other people blogging on what digg dug... if they like it they will link to it, and blog it, which is the best result for us.

HungLikeJesus · 03-10-2008, 03:34 PM

I'm not going to post while all these strangers are watching.

lumberjim · 03-10-2008, 04:35 PM

me neither~!

SteveDallas · 03-10-2008, 08:01 PM

Yeah, Jim... think of the lurkers.... lurking.... and reading all your posts... but never saying anything. Just silently watching.

Clodfobble · 03-10-2008, 09:52 PM

Meanwhile, we can infer from glatt's screencap that he is worried enough about being caught surfing at work to use the "Sterile for Work" color scheme, but not worried enough to avoid searching Google for "addicting games."

Elspode · 03-11-2008, 12:01 AM

Man, I couldn't get on at all a couple of times in the past couple of days (is that nonspecific enough for diagnostic purposes, UT?).

However, now that there's a huge audience of lurkers, I think I'm finally gonna post a picture of my wang. Virtual exhibitionism opportunist, here. ;-)

glatt · 03-11-2008, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Meanwhile, we can infer from glatt's screencap that he is worried enough about being caught surfing at work to use the "Sterile for Work" color scheme, but not worried enough to avoid searching Google for "addicting games."

Uh... It was my lunch hour. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Shawnee123 · 03-11-2008, 08:06 AM

I love addictinggames.com...so I liked your screen shot glatt!

03-10-2008, 01:11 PM	#3
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Is it possible that a program is combing the cellar? Or is the cellar suddenly famous?!? Lemme see what possible recent thread could be at the very top of the gooogley. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-10-2008, 01:22 PM	#5
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Holy..... "Recreational durg use legal-zation" is at the top of the googly as a cellar item. Uh-oh. uuuuh..... Home schoolers + criminals...cellar takes 4th... I think it may have a little to do with the durgs and legal-zation #1 hit on googley....dunno. Could be a combination of threads hitting on google in the top 5 or 6. We don't want to be the #1 hit for rec. durgs and legal-zation do we? (I can see how this could be bad in a couple different ways) More research...those are just the initial results... __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

03-10-2008, 01:49 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	We're not being dugg or anything? by the way, I wonder if that one sending forum feedback is expressing his concern about any other parts of UT's anatomy? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-10-2008, 03:34 PM	#9
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I'm not going to post while all these strangers are watching. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

03-10-2008, 04:35 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	me neither~! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-10-2008, 12:27 PM	#1
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Slow today So why are there almost a thousand guests looking at the Cellar index page? Attached Images

03-10-2008, 12:56 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I don't know but I'm having trouble just pulling the cellar up, let alone make a post. meybee that's a good thing.

03-10-2008, 01:18 PM	#4
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	That's the funny thing. The guests are not reading particular threads. They are just looking at the main page of the Cellar. There's nothing much there other than the tagline and the cookies. Maybe they are reading the cookies and loading the entire main page to do so.

03-10-2008, 02:03 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	It's a double dipping since about midnight last night - first the chopper iotd was Stumbled On, and then the glass stairs iotd was Dugg. Overnight I had the Diggers relocated to a different server, but I thought they'd be done by now as we have fallen off the front page. Still very busy though.

03-10-2008, 03:22 PM	#8
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I've put the redirect back in... apparently the end of the work day is a good time to check digg, so 4:20 east coast time and the server is at full load again. We're still on digg's page 4, and page 2 of "popular/last 24 hours". It's also other people blogging on what digg dug... if they like it they will link to it, and blog it, which is the best result for us.

03-10-2008, 08:01 PM	#11
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Yeah, Jim... think of the lurkers.... lurking.... and reading all your posts... but never saying anything. Just silently watching.

03-10-2008, 09:52 PM	#12
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Meanwhile, we can infer from glatt's screencap that he is worried enough about being caught surfing at work to use the "Sterile for Work" color scheme, but not worried enough to avoid searching Google for "addicting games."

03-11-2008, 12:01 AM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Man, I couldn't get on at all a couple of times in the past couple of days (is that nonspecific enough for diagnostic purposes, UT?). However, now that there's a huge audience of lurkers, I think I'm finally gonna post a picture of my wang. Virtual exhibitionism opportunist, here. ;-) __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

03-11-2008, 08:06 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I love addictinggames.com...so I liked your screen shot glatt! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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