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Old 06-27-2008, 08:02 AM   #1
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Seven thousand words at a time story starring tw

You go first.
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Old 06-27-2008, 08:18 AM   #2
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(ha ha ha ha ha ha ha)1000
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Old 06-27-2008, 10:53 AM   #3
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Mental midget, blah blah blah blah blahX1000
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Old 06-27-2008, 12:11 PM   #4
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7,000 words? You must be looking for the abridged version.
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Old 06-27-2008, 01:21 PM   #5
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"85% of all problems are directly traceable to top management" x700
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Old 06-27-2008, 02:04 PM   #6
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None of this sounds worthy of Officer material to me.
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Old 06-27-2008, 02:09 PM   #7
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if only you had an education and didn't hate america so much, you would think of the 7 minutes that...
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Old 06-28-2008, 10:24 AM   #8
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:13 AM   #9
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I have a story.
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:14 AM   #10
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It's a saga, actually. oh good grief, flood control?
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Old 06-29-2008, 03:42 AM   #11
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It could happen!

About 20 years into the future, tw has broken the virtual time barrier. He's found a way to post back in time on the forums of today. To avoid altering the past, thus changing his own time line, he circumvents confronting his past self (our present tw) by using the member name "coberst." Having exhausted his present day themes, tw's future shtick is critical thinking ...

(If coberst's posts haven't reached 7,000 words in aggregate, don't worry, they soon will.)

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Old 07-05-2008, 02:34 AM   #12
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Charlie Oberst may be enough to piss tw off.
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Old 07-05-2008, 01:21 PM   #13
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george jr... big dic... UG... classicman... UT... lookout.... the mercenary.... bla, bla, bla, bla.... x7000
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