Pirates of the Caribbean **SPOILERS**

Rexmons · 09-09-2008, 11:08 PM

Kiss of Death

I just finished watching POTC and realized every person Keira Knightley's character kisses ends up dying.

The Commodore (the man she's supposed to marry)

Jack Sparrow

Her Father

The Pirate leader of Singapore (he forces a kiss, then dies immediately)

William Turner (although he becomes undead, he still dies)

Also at the end of the final POTC she goes to give Jack Sparrow a kiss and he says "once is enough", and refuses.

Cloud · 09-09-2008, 11:40 PM

huh.

still . . . she's mighty tempting

lumberjim · 09-10-2008, 12:25 AM

so, if she kissed my ding ding.....it would die?

Clodfobble · 09-10-2008, 09:42 AM

Well you know, they didn't have great oral hygiene back then.

Bullitt · 09-10-2008, 09:50 AM

Sry LJ.

regular.joe · 09-10-2008, 11:02 AM

Hey, you only live once. I'd slip her the tongue.

Sundae · 09-10-2008, 11:30 AM

She can keep away from my cootchie. Bag of skin and bones anyway.

lookout123 · 09-10-2008, 11:32 AM

i like thin women but she is just too damn scrawny. and for that reason i will not be hooking up with her. well there's probably a thousand other reasons beyond my control, but for ego's sake i'll stick with "she's too scrawny".

glatt · 09-10-2008, 11:56 AM

She is thin, but she's always been that way. Look at Bend it Like Beckham from several years ago compared to a movie premier this summer. Is she that much thinner now? She looks about the same to me.

Sundae · 09-10-2008, 12:00 PM

Then and now - I'm not making a judgement, I'm just saying my knickers stay on Ms Knightly.

Pico and ME · 09-10-2008, 12:03 PM

I was really surprised to discover she was so thin, she certainly didnt show it in the first POTC.

She looks more fit in the first picture and much more wan in the second.

Shawnee123 · 09-10-2008, 12:04 PM

She's beautiful, though. I wouldn't kiss her...but let me be too skinny like her!

Cloud · 09-10-2008, 12:27 PM

she's a little thin for my tastes, but she has really pretty eyes. and lips. I spend a lot of time during POTC staring at her mouth.

09-09-2008, 11:08 PM	#1
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	Pirates of the Caribbean SPOILERS Kiss of Death I just finished watching POTC and realized every person Keira Knightley's character kisses ends up dying. The Commodore (the man she's supposed to marry) Jack Sparrow Her Father The Pirate leader of Singapore (he forces a kiss, then dies immediately) William Turner (although he becomes undead, he still dies) Also at the end of the final POTC she goes to give Jack Sparrow a kiss and he says "once is enough", and refuses. __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

09-09-2008, 11:40 PM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	huh. still . . . she's mighty tempting __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

09-10-2008, 12:25 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	so, if she kissed my ding ding.....it would die? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-10-2008, 09:42 AM	#4
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Well you know, they didn't have great oral hygiene back then. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

09-10-2008, 09:50 AM	#5
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	Sry LJ. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

09-10-2008, 11:02 AM	#6
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Hey, you only live once. I'd slip her the tongue. __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

09-10-2008, 11:30 AM	#7
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	She can keep away from my cootchie. Bag of skin and bones anyway.

09-10-2008, 11:32 AM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i like thin women but she is just too damn scrawny. and for that reason i will not be hooking up with her. well there's probably a thousand other reasons beyond my control, but for ego's sake i'll stick with "she's too scrawny". __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

09-10-2008, 11:56 AM	#9
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	She is thin, but she's always been that way. Look at Bend it Like Beckham from several years ago compared to a movie premier this summer. Is she that much thinner now? She looks about the same to me. Attached Images

09-10-2008, 12:00 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Then and now - I'm not making a judgement, I'm just saying my knickers stay on Ms Knightly.

09-10-2008, 12:03 PM	#11
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	I was really surprised to discover she was so thin, she certainly didnt show it in the first POTC. She looks more fit in the first picture and much more wan in the second.

09-10-2008, 12:04 PM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	She's beautiful, though. I wouldn't kiss her...but let me be too skinny like her! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-10-2008, 12:27 PM	#13
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	she's a little thin for my tastes, but she has really pretty eyes. and lips. I spend a lot of time during POTC staring at her mouth. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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