My Brain is Old

Elspode · 10-27-2008, 07:35 PM

So, today was the first day that it was cool enough when I left the house to wear a coat. My coat has an inside pocket which holds my wallet very nicely. I put my wallet in it.

When I got ready to leave work, I freaked out...couldn't find wallet. It wasn't on my desk, where I usually leave it. Spent a half hour looking around, in my truck, in drawers, even went through the trash.

Then I realized that it was in my coat, which was hanging on the door hook of my office, which was open, so the coat was invisible.

Fuck.

TheMercenary · 10-27-2008, 07:37 PM

The older you get the more routine becomes your friend.

Cloud · 10-27-2008, 07:47 PM

wow! an invisible coat. Kinda like Harry Potter.

Does that keep the wind off?

since wind is invisible, too

Trilby · 10-27-2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

My Brain is Old

But your lovers are young!

Elspode · 10-27-2008, 07:54 PM

I've only had a couple of lovers that were substantially younger than I. The rest are pretty contemporaneous.

Trilby · 10-27-2008, 07:57 PM

See? I don't even know what contemporanious means! So. i could be your young lover.

*caveat* you have to be a high functioning imaginarinist to accomplish this, but I've faith in you.

Elspode · 10-27-2008, 08:00 PM

I have an awesome imagination.

Trilby · 10-27-2008, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

I have an awesome imagination.

I know. I'm having sex with it right now!

Cicero · 10-28-2008, 12:18 PM

lol! This reminds me of my memory problems.

Treasenuak · 10-28-2008, 01:25 PM

Your brain may be old, Els, but you're still damn sexy...

Elspode · 10-28-2008, 11:30 PM

Unfortunately, its my withering brain that is my best feature. Sigh.

Do they make something like "Mindagra"?

ZenGum · 10-29-2008, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

This reminds me of my memory problems.

Pardon?

dar512 · 10-29-2008, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Do they make something like "Mindagra"?

Yes, they do.

SamIam · 10-29-2008, 09:40 AM

I am forever losing my keys. I now keep my car key hidden inside my car. I can do this because I live in a very small town with almost zero crime. If I was living in the city, I'd have to wear my car key on a chain around my neck. BTW, I never can find my wallet, either.

barefoot serpent · 10-29-2008, 10:22 AM

Same thing happened to me last week. The first day this season I don't wear cargo shorts to work I forget to pickup my wallet. I thought for sure it had fallen out of my back pocket on my way to work on my bike. In a panic I went back home and there it was still sitting on the drawer.

10-27-2008, 07:35 PM	#1
Elspode Serve ice cold, add salt to taste Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,433	My Brain is Old So, today was the first day that it was cool enough when I left the house to wear a coat. My coat has an inside pocket which holds my wallet very nicely. I put my wallet in it. When I got ready to leave work, I freaked out...couldn't find wallet. It wasn't on my desk, where I usually leave it. Spent a half hour looking around, in my truck, in drawers, even went through the trash. Then I realized that it was in my coat, which was hanging on the door hook of my office, which was open, so the coat was invisible. Fuck. __________________ Peas and Logic, Patrick "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it." Douglas Adams

10-27-2008, 07:37 PM	#2
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The older you get the more routine becomes your friend. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-27-2008, 07:47 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	wow! an invisible coat. Kinda like Harry Potter. Does that keep the wind off? since wind is invisible, too __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-27-2008, 07:54 PM	#5
Elspode Serve ice cold, add salt to taste Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,433	I've only had a couple of lovers that were substantially younger than I. The rest are pretty contemporaneous. __________________ Peas and Logic, Patrick "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it." Douglas Adams

10-27-2008, 07:57 PM	#6
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	See? I don't even know what contemporanious means! So. i could be your young lover. caveat you have to be a high functioning imaginarinist to accomplish this, but I've faith in you. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 10-27-2008 at 07:58 PM. Reason: think I misspelled contemporaneousious...oius.

10-27-2008, 08:00 PM	#7
Elspode Serve ice cold, add salt to taste Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,433	I have an awesome imagination. __________________ Peas and Logic, Patrick "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it." Douglas Adams

10-28-2008, 12:18 PM	#9
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol! This reminds me of my memory problems. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-28-2008, 01:25 PM	#10
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Your brain may be old, Els, but you're still damn sexy...

10-28-2008, 11:30 PM	#11
Elspode Serve ice cold, add salt to taste Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,433	Unfortunately, its my withering brain that is my best feature. Sigh. Do they make something like "Mindagra"? __________________ Peas and Logic, Patrick "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it." Douglas Adams

10-29-2008, 09:40 AM	#14
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	I am forever losing my keys. I now keep my car key hidden inside my car. I can do this because I live in a very small town with almost zero crime. If I was living in the city, I'd have to wear my car key on a chain around my neck. BTW, I never can find my wallet, either.

10-29-2008, 10:22 AM	#15
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	Same thing happened to me last week. The first day this season I don't wear cargo shorts to work I forget to pickup my wallet. I thought for sure it had fallen out of my back pocket on my way to work on my bike. In a panic I went back home and there it was still sitting on the drawer. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

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