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07-16-2002, 06:18 AM
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Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam
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One Sentence Story, what again?
Sycamore and Perth broke the seal on a liter of Cheapasso Tequila, while...
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07-16-2002, 08:51 AM
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"My asshole burns! I had some jalapeņos last night and now I feel like I've been shitting battery acid!"
Sycamore stood, bemused, and thought to himself... |
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07-16-2002, 09:57 AM
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Is this a viable alternative energy source or is Griff talking out his ass again, what to do?...
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07-16-2002, 12:24 PM
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While T-Money the Round Mound of Sound pondered, Perth looked to the sky.
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07-16-2002, 12:43 PM
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Ain't nobody got time for that!
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He exclaimed, "Dear God! Don't let me perish in this fog of flatulence! I've got Casey and little James to think about!"
(EDIT--Typo) Last edited by sycamore; 07-16-2002 at 01:15 PM. |
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07-16-2002, 01:03 PM
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He paused. "Am I retarded? I didn't mean to say 'parish'. I meant to say 'perish'."
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07-16-2002, 01:28 PM
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Father Flanagan contined, "Don't let me parish perish in this fog." Perth calmly lit one last cigarette...
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07-16-2002, 01:52 PM
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as the drunken priest thought to himself "contined? What the hell was me thinkin'? I mean to say 'continued', yes. I don't even know what 'contined' means! Me brain ain't be workin' this evenin'."
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07-16-2002, 02:09 PM
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Hill-Biffy or HillWilliam
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"Aye, tayin op lat n watchin snatch wasda las ting I shoulda don, tain't elped me accent mush edder."
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07-16-2002, 02:45 PM
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In burst Dave. "Sure, I like DOGS", he said to much confusion.
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07-16-2002, 02:58 PM
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Okaythen you'll take thsmokes thfekindag thgreat cloud of gas n begone then?
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07-16-2002, 03:06 PM
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Thdealwasyaboughthowyashawit.
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07-16-2002, 03:07 PM
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Ain't nobody got time for that!
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In all the confusion, Sycamore thought he was back in the days of his band, so he started screaming with all his might.
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07-16-2002, 03:23 PM
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A bedroom light turned on in Spokane.
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