Jan 8, 2009: President, ex-Presidents, and future President meet

Undertoad · 01-07-2009, 07:20 PM

- GHWB gives BHO the real deal on White House protocol - which salad fork to use
- BHO listens intently to the only guy in the room who knows exactly who should run the CIA, but only talks about salad forks
- GWB masters that "doof" look, arms dangling forward while he turns his left foot just so. awkward
- WJC masters looking Presidential at all times when a camera is present
- Nobody will stand right next to JEC, Uncle Jimmy, so he just grimaces, all frumpy in his ill-fitting suit

It ain't exactly Dogs Playing Poker, but what do you make of it?

Beestie · 01-07-2009, 07:35 PM

They play poker, drink whiskey and agree that "fooling all of the people some of the time" is the best strategy.

corydodt · 01-07-2009, 07:49 PM

My god, the only one of them who doesn't need permission to be in that room is GWB, and he's the one who looks most like a retarded tourist on vacation in DC.

classicman · 01-07-2009, 07:56 PM

WJC looks like he's reminiscing bout some gooood times had in that room.

Griff · 01-07-2009, 08:28 PM

I say we go box and one and man up on the black kid.

richlevy · 01-07-2009, 08:34 PM

If I were standing between the two Bushes, I'd be protecting my groin, too.

At any point during lunch, do you think Bush Sr. said "Let's all discuss how we can keep Jr. out of jail".

Actually, Bill looks like the most poised one in that group. Of course, he's also the only one who's hands we can't see. I don't think I need a body language specialist to explain that.

classicman · 01-07-2009, 09:19 PM

Bill is the most poised in that group - Carter and GW look like buffoons and Obama and GHWB are actually talkin about the back nine at the presidential golf course.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-07-2009, 09:31 PM

Beestie · 01-07-2009, 09:39 PM

xoB that is freaking hilarious!

Oh, and Griff, you man up on Obama-not-yo-mamma and we'll zone out the three-point set shot boyz.

Oh, xoB - one thought... Bush's bubble (W not GHWB) could also say:

[Calienda]"I can't wait till January 20th. I can haz LIQUOR! I can haz DRUNK. I can't haz pronounce big words for $hit anyway - might as well can haz some drunkification. Hehehe." <expressionless smirk waiting for applause that never comes>[/Calienda]

Clodfobble · 01-07-2009, 11:09 PM

It's interesting that Carter and Clinton ended up standing next to each other, since they're reportedly the two out of the group who like each other the least.

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 07:20 AM

OK...I have to leave for a while...bruce's post has me laughing so hard I'm going to get caught playing.

soooooo funny.

lookout123 · 01-08-2009, 01:12 PM

GHWB: and I just held the back of her head and wouldn't let go...
BHO: uh, Mr Bush? The microphones are on.
GWB: huhhuh, he'll never find the shrimp in the curtain rods.
WJC: dumbasses never even cleaned that couch stain. ah, mon...
JEC: I'm committing lust right now and they don't even know.

Shawnee123 · 01-08-2009, 01:24 PM

G-dub in that pic puts me in mind of when Andy Kaufman did Mighty Mouse "Heeerrrrre I come to save the dayyyyyyy."

spudcon · 01-08-2009, 03:31 PM

The real conversation.

capnhowdy · 01-08-2009, 06:12 PM

Looks like a bank robbery in progress. In a way I guess it is/was.

01-07-2009, 07:20 PM	#1
Undertoad Sorry for my long posts Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 20,297	Jan 8, 2009: President, ex-Presidents, and future President meet - GHWB gives BHO the real deal on White House protocol - which salad fork to use - BHO listens intently to the only guy in the room who knows exactly who should run the CIA, but only talks about salad forks - GWB masters that "doof" look, arms dangling forward while he turns his left foot just so. awkward - WJC masters looking Presidential at all times when a camera is present - Nobody will stand right next to JEC, Uncle Jimmy, so he just grimaces, all frumpy in his ill-fitting suit It ain't exactly Dogs Playing Poker, but what do you make of it?

01-07-2009, 07:35 PM	#2
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 3,973	They play poker, drink whiskey and agree that "fooling all of the people some of the time" is the best strategy. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

01-07-2009, 07:56 PM	#4
classicman 50/50/90 Ruler Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 14,220	WJC looks like he's reminiscing bout some gooood times had in that room. __________________ Evidence that contradicts the ruling belief system is held to extraordinary standards, while evidence that entrenches it is uncritically accepted. -Carl Sagan Support America - Support Arizona

01-07-2009, 08:28 PM	#5
Griff will audible pooch punt Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 12,778	I say we go box and one and man up on the black kid. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

01-07-2009, 08:34 PM	#6
richlevy King Of Wishful Thinking Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Philadelphia Suburbs Posts: 5,641	If I were standing between the two Bushes, I'd be protecting my groin, too. At any point during lunch, do you think Bush Sr. said "Let's all discuss how we can keep Jr. out of jail". Actually, Bill looks like the most poised one in that group. Of course, he's also the only one who's hands we can't see. I don't think I need a body language specialist to explain that. __________________ Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. -- Barack Hussein Obama Ideas must work through the brains and the arms of good and brave men, or they are no better than dreams. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

01-07-2009, 07:49 PM	#3
corydodt Writer of Writings Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 14	My god, the only one of them who doesn't need permission to be in that room is GWB, and he's the one who looks most like a retarded tourist on vacation in DC.

01-07-2009, 09:19 PM	#7
classicman 50/50/90 Ruler Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 14,220	Bill is the most poised in that group - Carter and GW look like buffoons and Obama and GHWB are actually talkin about the back nine at the presidential golf course. __________________ Evidence that contradicts the ruling belief system is held to extraordinary standards, while evidence that entrenches it is uncritically accepted. -Carl Sagan Support America - Support Arizona

01-07-2009, 09:31 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 36,410	__________________ The Truth and Robert Shapiro Shall Set You Free.

01-07-2009, 09:39 PM	#9
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 3,973	xoB that is freaking hilarious! Oh, and Griff, you man up on Obama-not-yo-mamma and we'll zone out the three-point set shot boyz. Oh, xoB - one thought... Bush's bubble (W not GHWB) could also say: [Calienda]"I can't wait till January 20th. I can haz LIQUOR! I can haz DRUNK. I can't haz pronounce big words for $hit anyway - might as well can haz some drunkification. Hehehe." <expressionless smirk waiting for applause that never comes>[/Calienda] __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦ Last edited by Beestie; 01-07-2009 at 09:46 PM.

01-07-2009, 11:09 PM	#10
Clodfobble Overcredulous Awkward Squad Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 10,166	It's interesting that Carter and Clinton ended up standing next to each other, since they're reportedly the two out of the group who like each other the least. __________________ My cooking blog

01-08-2009, 07:20 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Master Thespian Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,227	OK...I have to leave for a while...bruce's post has me laughing so hard I'm going to get caught playing. soooooo funny. __________________ Shawnee comes up with the correct answer almost every time. --The Great and Powerful spudcon the proper course of action is to quote spudcon in your signature line. So we are reminded of your awesomeness every time you post. Not to say that we aren't already. --The Great and Powerful glatt

01-08-2009, 01:12 PM	#12
lookout123 prefers his Cracker Babies alive and well Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 9,895	GHWB: and I just held the back of her head and wouldn't let go... BHO: uh, Mr Bush? The microphones are on. GWB: huhhuh, he'll never find the shrimp in the curtain rods. WJC: dumbasses never even cleaned that couch stain. ah, mon... JEC: I'm committing lust right now and they don't even know. __________________ Magister Mundi sum!

01-08-2009, 01:24 PM	#13
Shawnee123 Master Thespian Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,227	G-dub in that pic puts me in mind of when Andy Kaufman did Mighty Mouse "Heeerrrrre I come to save the dayyyyyyy." __________________ Shawnee comes up with the correct answer almost every time. --The Great and Powerful spudcon the proper course of action is to quote spudcon in your signature line. So we are reminded of your awesomeness every time you post. Not to say that we aren't already. --The Great and Powerful glatt

01-08-2009, 03:31 PM	#14
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 1,854	The real conversation. Attached Images __________________ Mag ingot ng ilong mo!

01-08-2009, 06:12 PM	#15
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,077	Looks like a bank robbery in progress. In a way I guess it is/was. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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