When they invent Telpeporting

lumberjim · 03-11-2009, 09:44 PM

Will you do it?

you can pick 2 if you've killed a hobo

Razzmatazz13 · 03-11-2009, 11:35 PM

I'm being pessimistic, I just saw something about teleporting on the history channel: star trek edition. Or something like that.

bluecuracao · 03-12-2009, 12:25 AM

Wait, this poll is misleading. I was all ready to be for telpeporting, that would RAWPK.

Beestie · 03-12-2009, 02:29 AM

I saw the Fly. But I still said Hell, Yeah!

DanaC · 03-12-2009, 05:33 AM

Shawnee, you're on report for killing a hobo!

Oh and damn right I would. Teleport that is. It might be the last thing I ever do...but yes.

03-12-2009, 05:49 AM

It'd be a good way to get rid of dead hobos.

DanaC · 03-12-2009, 05:52 AM

Oh. Oh that's elegant. I like it.

ZenGum · 03-12-2009, 06:02 AM

I had been wondering where all those dead hobos had been coming from. I swear I don't kill that many. I thought I was going nuts or something.

DanaC · 03-12-2009, 06:10 AM

That reminds me of this one time, at band camp....no...start again,sorry: this one time, when I was a kid. We had two west highland white terriers and they were mooching about the house in and out of the living room, occasionally going in front of the tv, which my mum and I were watching.

All of a sudden we noticed an extra westie. Yes...there were three little white dogs mooching about the house and occasionally going in front o fthe tv.

Dad had adopted a dog that a guy he knew could no longer keep. Hadn't mentioned it. Just waited for us to notice the extra westie.

Shawnee123 · 03-12-2009, 07:55 AM

lmao! That is hilarious.

Trilby · 03-12-2009, 08:02 AM

I don't know what the big deal is. I kill a hobo before every lit test. It's good luck!

SteveDallas · 03-12-2009, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

I don't know what the big deal is. I kill a hobo before every lit test. It's good luck!

Yeah, but in an English department you've got a large population of them (AKA adjuncts teaching Freshman Comp).

Anyway, LJ, the more important question for you and other folks in the auto biz, is what are you going to do once people don't need your product anymore?

Shawnee123 · 03-12-2009, 09:13 AM

Look at everybody jumping on the "killed a hobo" bandwagon. I haz hobo parts I keep around, for proof.

Trilby · 03-12-2009, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Look at everybody jumping on the "killed a hobo" bandwagon. I haz hobo parts I keep around, for proof.

What? You keep the peckers?

Shawnee123 · 03-12-2009, 09:29 AM

Well, except for the girl hobos. I kept the brain of one girl hobo who was a real attention ho-bo. She was all "look at me, look at me...I'm starving and I ride boxcars." I've been looking for the hobo gene.

View Poll Results: Would you teleport!
Hell yeah!	21	70.00%
OMG NO!	2	6.67%
If they can assure me my soul will stay with me	4	13.33%
It'll never happen	6	20.00%
I killed a hobo	8	26.67%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

03-11-2009, 09:44 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	When they invent Telpeporting Will you do it? you can pick 2 if you've killed a hobo __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-11-2009, 11:35 PM	#2
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	I'm being pessimistic, I just saw something about teleporting on the history channel: star trek edition. Or something like that. __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

03-12-2009, 02:29 AM	#4
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I saw the Fly. But I still said Hell, Yeah! __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-12-2009, 06:02 AM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I had been wondering where all those dead hobos had been coming from. I swear I don't kill that many. I thought I was going nuts or something. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

03-12-2009, 12:25 AM	#3
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Wait, this poll is misleading. I was all ready to be for telpeporting, that would RAWPK.

03-12-2009, 05:33 AM	#5
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Shawnee, you're on report for killing a hobo! Oh and damn right I would. Teleport that is. It might be the last thing I ever do...but yes.

03-12-2009, 05:49 AM	#6
NoBoxes Guest Posts: n/a	It'd be a good way to get rid of dead hobos.

03-12-2009, 05:52 AM	#7
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Oh. Oh that's elegant. I like it.

03-12-2009, 06:10 AM	#9
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	That reminds me of this one time, at band camp....no...start again,sorry: this one time, when I was a kid. We had two west highland white terriers and they were mooching about the house in and out of the living room, occasionally going in front of the tv, which my mum and I were watching. All of a sudden we noticed an extra westie. Yes...there were three little white dogs mooching about the house and occasionally going in front o fthe tv. Dad had adopted a dog that a guy he knew could no longer keep. Hadn't mentioned it. Just waited for us to notice the extra westie.

03-12-2009, 07:55 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	lmao! That is hilarious. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-12-2009, 08:02 AM	#11
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I don't know what the big deal is. I kill a hobo before every lit test. It's good luck! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-12-2009, 09:13 AM	#13
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Look at everybody jumping on the "killed a hobo" bandwagon. I haz hobo parts I keep around, for proof. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

03-12-2009, 09:29 AM	#15
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Well, except for the girl hobos. I kept the brain of one girl hobo who was a real attention ho-bo. She was all "look at me, look at me...I'm starving and I ride boxcars." I've been looking for the hobo gene. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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