Desperately Dating?

zippyt · 03-13-2009, 10:12 PM

For Nirvana,

Bullitt · 03-14-2009, 02:25 AM

McMenamins is awesome, as is this listing.

Trilby · 03-14-2009, 05:53 AM

OMG! This is hilarious! I love the end bit - "if you shat yourself on purpose...touche..."

I think she should marry this man.

wolf · 03-14-2009, 10:23 AM

If she really crapped on his heated leather seats, I think she has to.

freshnesschronic · 03-14-2009, 12:27 PM

This guy can still be funny even though he had to deal with some bullSHIT.

Glinda · 03-14-2009, 01:26 PM

Dad always told me, "Never trust a fart." He was right!

jinx · 03-14-2009, 02:47 PM

Good thing he had leather and not cloth. It's having to clean up something foul like that that makes many people (like me) into leather converts. No cloth furniture, no cloth interiors for me, ever again.

Trilby · 03-14-2009, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Good thing he had leather and not cloth. It's having to clean up something foul like that that makes many people (like me) into leather converts. No cloth furniture, no cloth interiors for me, ever again

Did someone shit on your cloth seats?

Pie · 03-14-2009, 05:08 PM

She's got kids. Vomit will also make you change your mind...

glatt · 03-14-2009, 10:22 PM

Kids. We had vomit on the interior ceiling of our car. I've used that shop vac more to clean up after pets and kids than in the shop.

jinx · 03-14-2009, 10:31 PM

Yes, vomit, exactly... it's just a form of pre-shit.

Tulip · 03-14-2009, 11:50 PM

That is funny. :p

Glinda · 03-15-2009, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Yes, vomit, exactly... it's just a form of pre-shit.

Jinx, yer killin' me here!

03-13-2009, 10:12 PM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Desperately Dating? For Nirvana, __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-14-2009, 02:25 AM	#2
Bullitt This is a fully functional babe lair Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Akron, OH Posts: 2,324	McMenamins is awesome, as is this listing. __________________ Kiss my white Irish ass.

03-14-2009, 05:53 AM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	OMG! This is hilarious! I love the end bit - "if you shat yourself on purpose...touche..." I think she should marry this man. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-14-2009, 10:23 AM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If she really crapped on his heated leather seats, I think she has to. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-14-2009, 02:47 PM	#7
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Good thing he had leather and not cloth. It's having to clean up something foul like that that makes many people (like me) into leather converts. No cloth furniture, no cloth interiors for me, ever again. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-14-2009, 12:27 PM	#5
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	This guy can still be funny even though he had to deal with some bullSHIT.

03-14-2009, 01:26 PM	#6
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	Dad always told me, "Never trust a fart." He was right!

03-14-2009, 05:08 PM	#9
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	She's got kids. Vomit will also make you change your mind... __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

03-14-2009, 10:22 PM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Kids. We had vomit on the interior ceiling of our car. I've used that shop vac more to clean up after pets and kids than in the shop.

03-14-2009, 10:31 PM	#11
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Yes, vomit, exactly... it's just a form of pre-shit. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

03-14-2009, 11:50 PM	#12
Tulip Professor Join Date: May 2008 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,293	That is funny. :p

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