Ginger or Mary Ann?

SteveDallas · 05-20-2009, 07:52 PM

With all these polls, somebody had to do it.

lumberjim · 05-20-2009, 07:53 PM

jkl;

SteveDallas · 05-20-2009, 07:54 PM

I thought it would hold the post till I could get the poll done.

TheMercenary · 05-20-2009, 08:46 PM

Damm! the first poll where I want them both.

lumberjim · 05-20-2009, 08:50 PM

ginger would give you herpes.

mary ann would make you dinner after

TheMercenary · 05-20-2009, 08:51 PM

But I don't want to be dinner.

ZenGum · 05-20-2009, 11:34 PM

You would if Mary Ann was eating.

Shawnee123 · 05-21-2009, 08:12 AM

Eh, Mary Ann plays little miss innocent and naive, and all the men think it's just a facade. No guys, she's really that dumb. In 15 years you'll be on that island listening to her nag at you and scream at your 12 children.

"If you go out with the Skipper and stay out all night again, don't expect the hut to be unlocked when you get home."

Now Ginger...there's a woman.

That's what I would think if I were a guy.

SteveDallas · 05-21-2009, 08:31 AM

You think Ginger wouldn't be nagging after 15 years and 12 kids?

Or are you just being a contrarian and making sure Ginger gets at least one vote?

Shawnee123 · 05-21-2009, 08:35 AM

No, Ginger wouldn't have 12 babbies, and would probably be bored with the men on the island in a year or two, and will take up with that pesky native guy who lives on the other side of the island.

But hey, y'all make your choices. This is a chance to not act as you would in real life. Don't come posting here "My wife Maryann doesn't understand me. My wife says I need a better job. My wife won't have sex with me" when you wake up disillusioned and hen-pecked.

I always liked Ginger better: she's not afraid to be a real woman.

glatt · 05-21-2009, 09:02 AM

This poll sucks. Why only two choices?
:P

Shawnee123 · 05-21-2009, 09:19 AM

Yeah! That woman has been around the block, and could teach Gilligan a thing or two.

Crimson Ghost · 05-21-2009, 10:16 PM

Dragged around the block...

Let's be honest.
Ginger always seemed like a cocktease.
Maryanne, however, was probably an animal in the sack.
Ginger will let you sleep while she goes though your wallet.
Maryanne would wake you up with a blowjob.

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2009, 11:20 AM

Men are so naive.

Quote:

Maryanne would wake you up with a blowjob.

To get you to marry her. After that, all bets are off.

SteveDallas · 05-22-2009, 12:43 PM

The question never said anything about marrying. Or not marrying--I guess you can project what you want.

View Poll Results: Ginger or Mary Ann?
Ginger	5	29.41%
Mary Ann	12	70.59%
Voters: 17. You may not vote on this poll

05-20-2009, 07:52 PM	#1
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Ginger or Mary Ann? With all these polls, somebody had to do it.

05-20-2009, 07:53 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	jkl; __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2009, 08:46 PM	#4
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Damm! the first poll where I want them both. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-20-2009, 08:50 PM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ginger would give you herpes. mary ann would make you dinner after __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-20-2009, 07:54 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I thought it would hold the post till I could get the poll done.

05-20-2009, 08:51 PM	#6
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	But I don't want to be dinner. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

05-20-2009, 11:34 PM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	You would if Mary Ann was eating. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

05-21-2009, 08:12 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Eh, Mary Ann plays little miss innocent and naive, and all the men think it's just a facade. No guys, she's really that dumb. In 15 years you'll be on that island listening to her nag at you and scream at your 12 children. "If you go out with the Skipper and stay out all night again, don't expect the hut to be unlocked when you get home." Now Ginger...there's a woman. That's what I would think if I were a guy. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-21-2009, 08:31 AM	#9
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	You think Ginger wouldn't be nagging after 15 years and 12 kids? Or are you just being a contrarian and making sure Ginger gets at least one vote?

05-21-2009, 08:35 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	No, Ginger wouldn't have 12 babbies, and would probably be bored with the men on the island in a year or two, and will take up with that pesky native guy who lives on the other side of the island. But hey, y'all make your choices. This is a chance to not act as you would in real life. Don't come posting here "My wife Maryann doesn't understand me. My wife says I need a better job. My wife won't have sex with me" when you wake up disillusioned and hen-pecked. I always liked Ginger better: she's not afraid to be a real woman. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-21-2009, 09:02 AM	#11
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	This poll sucks. Why only two choices? :P Attached Images

05-21-2009, 09:19 AM	#12
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Yeah! That woman has been around the block, and could teach Gilligan a thing or two. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-21-2009, 10:16 PM	#13
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Dragged around the block... Let's be honest. Ginger always seemed like a cocktease. Maryanne, however, was probably an animal in the sack. Ginger will let you sleep while she goes though your wallet. Maryanne would wake you up with a blowjob. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

05-22-2009, 12:43 PM	#15
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	The question never said anything about marrying. Or not marrying--I guess you can project what you want.

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