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Old 09-24-2009, 11:44 AM   #1
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Rules for pens

1) do not be black ink, be blue ink
2) do not write half-assedly
3) do not need a cap
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:49 AM   #2
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:50 AM   #3
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Penis stuck
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:51 AM   #4
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Penis stuck
Surely you mean penis tuck?
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Old 09-24-2009, 11:52 AM   #5
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Oh, yeah, I did...but please don't call me Shirley.
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:14 PM   #6
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Old 09-24-2009, 12:20 PM   #7
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Over, Unger.
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Old 09-25-2009, 06:50 PM   #8
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Do we have clearance, Clarence?
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 09-25-2009, 07:49 PM   #9
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