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09-24-2009, 11:44 AM | #1 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Rules for pens
1) do not be black ink, be blue ink
2) do not write half-assedly 3) do not need a cap
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09-24-2009, 11:49 AM | #2 |
I hear them call the tide
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Rules for penis
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09-24-2009, 11:50 AM | #3 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Penis stuck
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09-24-2009, 11:51 AM | #4 |
Encroaching on your decrees
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09-24-2009, 11:52 AM | #5 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Oh, yeah, I did...but please don't call me Shirley.
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09-24-2009, 12:14 PM | #6 |
is fleeing the scene
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Roger, Over.
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09-24-2009, 12:20 PM | #7 |
Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Over, Unger.
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09-25-2009, 06:50 PM | #8 |
Larger than life and twice as ugly.
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Do we have clearance, Clarence?
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
09-25-2009, 07:49 PM | #9 |
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