Doncha just hate when . . .

Nirvana · 10-22-2009, 03:34 PM

You go to a new salon to get your hair cut, the operator is great, gives you the best haircut ever! Then you go back a second time and still the best haircut ever! Then the third time the receptionist says, I'm sorry but ***** moved to Florida. We do have ***** or ***** that is taking over her clients. So you make an appointment hope for the best all the while knowing you will look like Buster Brown when they get done and that's exactly what happens. I hate looking for stylists!

lumberjim · 10-22-2009, 03:44 PM

PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED

spudcon · 10-22-2009, 03:45 PM

I hate it when I'm cleaning my 12 gauge, and it accidently goes off, and blows my head off.

Nirvana · 10-22-2009, 03:52 PM

Ok

classicman · 10-22-2009, 03:56 PM

Looks nice from here

<Shrug>

Nirvana · 10-22-2009, 04:06 PM

I think you are looking at the dog, I am the one on the left in the after picture

Cloud · 10-22-2009, 04:21 PM

or a mechanic, or a piercer. all those personal service types.

lumberjim · 10-22-2009, 04:23 PM

Sheldonrs · 10-22-2009, 04:39 PM

Yes, us hairless people just LOVE to hear about the trials and tribulations of you follically blessed folk!!!

Cloud · 10-22-2009, 04:58 PM

wait, you're hairless? like . . . all over?

Sheldonrs · 10-22-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

wait, you're hairless? like . . . all over?

Only one way to find out. And bring a penis with you this time!!!!

Cloud · 10-22-2009, 05:40 PM

on second thought, I don't want to know!

skysidhe · 10-24-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

wait, you're hairless? like . . . all over?

you got me chuckling

Griff · 10-24-2009, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Yes, us hairless people just LOVE to hear about the trials and tribulations of you follically blessed folk!!!

ditto

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Only one way to find out. And bring a penis with you this time!!!!

um nevermind

wolf · 10-24-2009, 05:27 PM

Haircuts for me are easy. Every six months or so (when the ends are getting too raggedy), the hair goes into a ponytail holder and I trim off the bottom inch or so.

What I hate is the cheap-ass bags that you get from the supermarkets these days. They're okay while they're sitting in the cart, usually survive being placed in the car, but then they self-destruct as you're carrying things into the house. And not just any bag ... the ones holding the TP and the toothpaste and the non-foods, they're fine. The overloaded ones with the milk and the detergent, they stay intact, but the freakin' ones where you have the dozen yogurts because of the 12 for $5 special, and the bag of tomatoes and eggs you've nestled gently on the top of the pile the whole way home ... those are the ones that split right at the seams and scatter everything everywhere.

That's why I've switched to granola-eatin' hippie cloth bags. Not the environment. The tragedy of the tomatoes.

10-22-2009, 03:34 PM	#1
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Doncha just hate when . . . You go to a new salon to get your hair cut, the operator is great, gives you the best haircut ever! Then you go back a second time and still the best haircut ever! Then the third time the receptionist says, I'm sorry but *** moved to Florida. We do have * or *** that is taking over her clients. So you make an appointment hope for the best all the while knowing you will look like Buster Brown when they get done and that's exactly what happens. I hate looking for stylists! __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

10-22-2009, 03:44 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-22-2009, 03:45 PM	#3
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	I hate it when I'm cleaning my 12 gauge, and it accidently goes off, and blows my head off. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-22-2009, 03:52 PM	#4
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	Ok Attached Images __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

10-22-2009, 03:56 PM	#5
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Looks nice from here <Shrug> __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-22-2009, 04:06 PM	#6
Nirvana Back in 10 Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,684	I think you are looking at the dog, I am the one on the left in the after picture __________________ Speaking simply... do not confuse this with having a simple mind.

10-22-2009, 04:21 PM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	or a mechanic, or a piercer. all those personal service types. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-22-2009, 04:23 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-22-2009, 04:39 PM	#9
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Yes, us hairless people just LOVE to hear about the trials and tribulations of you follically blessed folk!!! __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

10-22-2009, 04:58 PM	#10
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	wait, you're hairless? like . . . all over? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-22-2009, 05:40 PM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	on second thought, I don't want to know! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-24-2009, 05:27 PM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Haircuts for me are easy. Every six months or so (when the ends are getting too raggedy), the hair goes into a ponytail holder and I trim off the bottom inch or so. What I hate is the cheap-ass bags that you get from the supermarkets these days. They're okay while they're sitting in the cart, usually survive being placed in the car, but then they self-destruct as you're carrying things into the house. And not just any bag ... the ones holding the TP and the toothpaste and the non-foods, they're fine. The overloaded ones with the milk and the detergent, they stay intact, but the freakin' ones where you have the dozen yogurts because of the 12 for $5 special, and the bag of tomatoes and eggs you've nestled gently on the top of the pile the whole way home ... those are the ones that split right at the seams and scatter everything everywhere. That's why I've switched to granola-eatin' hippie cloth bags. Not the environment. The tragedy of the tomatoes. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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