Nov 20, 2009: Moon Monkey

xoxoxoBruce · 11-19-2009, 11:45 PM

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On June 3, 1981 Harlan the Monkey became the first primate to ever walk on the moon.
Harlan died on November 18, 2009 of an apparent Tang overdose.

Oh darn, I forgot to check with snopes.

link

SPUCK · 11-20-2009, 04:46 AM

Was he wearing a diaper?

Griff · 11-20-2009, 05:12 AM

I saw what you did there.

ZenGum · 11-20-2009, 05:59 AM

That's what the Ape-ollo missions were all about.

spudcon · 11-20-2009, 06:34 AM

That's fake. I happen to know Harlan, and he's alive and well, living in Chicago.

capnhowdy · 11-20-2009, 07:00 AM

Guest from link:

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Initial reports indicate no sign of forced entry and his cage door locked from the inside, but officials refuse to rule out foul play due to accusations by immediate family members claiming his private physician, Dr. Saliika Bhat brother of former comedian Rodney Dangerfield’s physician Dr. Vinni Boom Bhat, administered a fatal dose of anti-depressant medication immediately prior to his death. Dr. Bhat refused comment and is held on $500,000 bond.

Sheldonrs · 11-20-2009, 09:02 AM

http://gallery.live.com/liveItemDeta...8-df41d457f367

newtimer · 11-20-2009, 10:05 AM

1) We didn't send any rockets to the moon in 1981. At that time NASA was playing with the new space shuttles, not practicing moonwalks for apes. (Somehow there's a Michael Jackson/Bubbles joke in that sentence.)
2) It's impossible to overdose on Tang. Otherwise I, and every kid I knew in first grade, would have died years ago. Unless Pixie Stix are the antidote to Tang.
3) There's no way the animal-rights crowd would have tolerated seeing an ape in a space suit like that. How is he supposed to be able to pick up his turds and throw them? Chimps have that right!

Of course it's fake, folks. Enjoy the humor of it.

Tawny · 11-20-2009, 01:22 PM

Here's a not so cute picture of a monkey in the University of Utah lab.

They withheld water from him to get him to comply. (This against Welfare Act rules for lab animals.)

http://twitpic.com/pw93v

We need to stop this "experimenting" on other beings.

capnhowdy · 11-20-2009, 04:14 PM

Well I reckon you get the death penalty for spanking or shocking the 'monkey'.

Gravdigr · 11-22-2009, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

Well I reckon you get the death penalty for spanking the 'monkey'.

DEAD MAN WALKIN'!!

capnhowdy · 11-22-2009, 06:43 AM

yep....

11-20-2009, 05:12 AM	#3
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11-20-2009, 05:59 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	That's what the Ape-ollo missions were all about. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-20-2009, 06:34 AM	#5
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	That's fake. I happen to know Harlan, and he's alive and well, living in Chicago. __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

11-20-2009, 09:02 AM	#7
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	Mooning monkey http://gallery.live.com/liveItemDeta...8-df41d457f367 __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

11-20-2009, 04:14 PM	#10
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Well I reckon you get the death penalty for spanking or shocking the 'monkey'. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

11-20-2009, 04:46 AM	#2
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,911	Was he wearing a diaper?

11-20-2009, 10:05 AM	#8
newtimer Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 479	1) We didn't send any rockets to the moon in 1981. At that time NASA was playing with the new space shuttles, not practicing moonwalks for apes. (Somehow there's a Michael Jackson/Bubbles joke in that sentence.) 2) It's impossible to overdose on Tang. Otherwise I, and every kid I knew in first grade, would have died years ago. Unless Pixie Stix are the antidote to Tang. 3) There's no way the animal-rights crowd would have tolerated seeing an ape in a space suit like that. How is he supposed to be able to pick up his turds and throw them? Chimps have that right! Of course it's fake, folks. Enjoy the humor of it.

11-20-2009, 01:22 PM	#9
Tawny Named After the Family Dog Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: In a Howling Windy Dust Bowl Posts: 79	Here's a not so cute picture of a monkey in the University of Utah lab. They withheld water from him to get him to comply. (This against Welfare Act rules for lab animals.) http://twitpic.com/pw93v We need to stop this "experimenting" on other beings.

11-22-2009, 06:43 AM	#12
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	yep.... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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