Throw something at the next poster!

SamIam · 12-17-2010, 06:43 PM

simple game ... do something with whatever was thrown at you and then throw something else at the next poster.

*throws a small handheld calculator*

Lamplighter · 12-17-2010, 06:49 PM

I handed the calculator to Descartes, but he said he didn't need it, and threw it in the waste basket.

He said: I think 1 + 1 = 3; therefore it is

So I'm throwing that *waste basket and the calculator* to the next poster

limey · 12-18-2010, 07:24 AM

I turn the wastepaper basket upside down and stand on it in order to put the calculator on top of the wardrobe. I take a *hatbox* off the wardrobe and throw it to the next poster.

CzinZumerzet · 12-18-2010, 08:58 AM

I took the hat box into my garden and filled it with fresh crunchy snow
so I could pack the snow into a freezer bag and feeze it for a hot day next summer when I thought the snow was just a dream. The hat box is damp, so I hang it over the radiator to dry but first have to move the broken clothes airer out of the way.

*Here comes the broken clothes airer -*

HungLikeJesus · 12-18-2010, 09:25 AM

Ow! That clothes airer hit me in the head and the sharp bit knocked out my eyeball.

*Blindly throws eyeball in random direction*

Griff · 12-18-2010, 09:32 AM

Eyeball lands in pickled eggs, causing me to throw chunks at the next poster.

Pico and ME · 12-18-2010, 09:50 AM

Luckily, since I just came in out of the rain, the slicker I was wearing deflected Griff's 'chunks'. I wad up the slicker and throw it to the next poster.

SamIam · 12-18-2010, 10:12 AM

Damn! I just put on dry clothes after getting in from the snow! I go back out and put the slicker on my snowman, find Pico and me's i-pod in the pocket, and throw the i-pod at the next poster.

Gravdigr · 01-02-2011, 09:39 PM

That iPod hit me in the ear, and I heard bells. I hate bells, so I beat the shit outta the iPod with a tire iron. And then I flung it (the tire iron). At the next poster.

kerosene · 01-03-2011, 01:28 PM

Ow! That tire iron hit me in the knee. Not only did it hurt, but it wasn't actually a tire iron...it was a shovel from Gravdigr! So, I toss the shovel away from me to the next person to suffer bodily harm.

Sundae · 01-03-2011, 02:07 PM

Catches showel with a thank you - if we are hit by snow on my way up to Glasgow on Friday night/ Saturday morning, I will personally clear the track step by step now that I know JB is back in the show.

In fact so excited at the prospect that I'm going to change my knickers - fling them out of the window in a carefree way...

Gravdigr · 01-04-2011, 01:30 AM

I ducked the flying knickers...They went on by, so...LOOKOUT!

GunMaster357 · 01-04-2011, 11:14 AM

Got hit in the face by those knickers... And, now, for the next poster... I'm throwing.....

.... UP

Undertoad · 01-04-2011, 12:00 PM

FOUL! Dude! Have you no decency? I guess I won't be eating my chicken salad sandwich... *toss*

Gravdigr · 01-31-2011, 01:42 AM

Anybody wanna buy a chicken salad sandwich? Ugh!! This thing smells like it's a month old!! So...at the next poster it goes.

12-17-2010, 06:43 PM	#1
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Throw something at the next poster! simple game ... do something with whatever was thrown at you and then throw something else at the next poster. throws a small handheld calculator

12-18-2010, 07:24 AM	#3
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	I turn the wastepaper basket upside down and stand on it in order to put the calculator on top of the wardrobe. I take a hatbox off the wardrobe and throw it to the next poster. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

12-18-2010, 08:58 AM	#4
CzinZumerzet .....short for Caz Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The West Coast of England Posts: 358	I took the hat box into my garden and filled it with fresh crunchy snow so I could pack the snow into a freezer bag and feeze it for a hot day next summer when I thought the snow was just a dream. The hat box is damp, so I hang it over the radiator to dry but first have to move the broken clothes airer out of the way. Here comes the broken clothes airer - __________________ ..down by the zea zippin' zider

12-18-2010, 09:25 AM	#5
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Ow! That clothes airer hit me in the head and the sharp bit knocked out my eyeball. Blindly throws eyeball in random direction __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

12-18-2010, 09:32 AM	#6
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Eyeball lands in pickled eggs, causing me to throw chunks at the next poster. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-17-2010, 06:49 PM	#2
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	I handed the calculator to Descartes, but he said he didn't need it, and threw it in the waste basket. He said: I think 1 + 1 = 3; therefore it is So I'm throwing that waste basket and the calculator to the next poster

12-18-2010, 09:50 AM	#7
Pico and ME Are you knock-kneed? Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Middle Hoosierland Posts: 3,549	Luckily, since I just came in out of the rain, the slicker I was wearing deflected Griff's 'chunks'. I wad up the slicker and throw it to the next poster.

12-18-2010, 10:12 AM	#8
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Damn! I just put on dry clothes after getting in from the snow! I go back out and put the slicker on my snowman, find Pico and me's i-pod in the pocket, and throw the i-pod at the next poster.

01-02-2011, 09:39 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	That iPod hit me in the ear, and I heard bells. I hate bells, so I beat the shit outta the iPod with a tire iron. And then I flung it (the tire iron). At the next poster. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-03-2011, 01:28 PM	#10
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Ow! That tire iron hit me in the knee. Not only did it hurt, but it wasn't actually a tire iron...it was a shovel from Gravdigr! So, I toss the shovel away from me to the next person to suffer bodily harm.

01-03-2011, 02:07 PM	#11
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Catches showel with a thank you - if we are hit by snow on my way up to Glasgow on Friday night/ Saturday morning, I will personally clear the track step by step now that I know JB is back in the show. In fact so excited at the prospect that I'm going to change my knickers - fling them out of the window in a carefree way... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-04-2011, 01:30 AM	#12
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I ducked the flying knickers...They went on by, so...LOOKOUT! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-04-2011, 11:14 AM	#13
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Got hit in the face by those knickers... And, now, for the next poster... I'm throwing..... .... UP __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

01-04-2011, 12:00 PM	#14
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	FOUL! Dude! Have you no decency? I guess I won't be eating my chicken salad sandwich... toss

01-31-2011, 01:42 AM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Anybody wanna buy a chicken salad sandwich? Ugh!! This thing smells like it's a month old!! So...at the next poster it goes. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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