Where Is Shawnee??

Trilby · 03-29-2011, 04:08 PM

I couldn't find the APB thread so here is this one.

Where is Shawnee?

What have you done to her?

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 04:10 PM

she's in my attic with duct tape and bailing wire.

no.

not tied up with it.

she's fixing my a/c ducts.

jimhelm · 03-29-2011, 04:11 PM

we magically transformed her into an infinite monkey

Trilby · 03-29-2011, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimhelm

we magically transformed her into an infinite monkey

Are you sure? Infinite monkey doesn't seem...oh, I don't know...doesn't seem Shawnee enough...

Aliantha · 03-29-2011, 05:30 PM

I thought she was a hobo

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 06:03 PM

Look for the dwellar with the biggest mouth and fastest fingers, you'll find shaw.

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 06:05 PM

hmmmmmmm. i think i found her!

plthijinx · 03-29-2011, 06:06 PM

dock dock duck. nope. just a dock.

with a really big crane way the hell off the ground.

infinite monkey · 03-29-2011, 06:08 PM

Doesn't anyone look at the 'about me' thingy? I thought it was obvious. Oh wait, you don't all actually live in my head, do you?

Spexxvet · 03-30-2011, 08:11 AM

I sure do miss ole what'shername123!

infinite monkey · 03-30-2011, 08:12 AM

Me too. Old unforgettable what'sherface.

Sundae · 03-30-2011, 09:22 AM

I don't. Shawnee was a rancid old whore.
Her fanny smelled like a bin bag full of old mussels.
I heard having sex with her was like sticking a sausage into a cathedral.

If she's slunk off in shame it's not before time.
I for one will be disinfecting my screen in celebration.

infinite monkey · 03-30-2011, 09:24 AM

^wss

zippyt · 03-30-2011, 10:08 AM

Oh SG !!
Thats TOO funny !!!!

infinite monkey · 03-30-2011, 10:21 AM

Jebus you're a mean buncha fuckers. I thought I was mean...

*stomp stomp stomp*

03-29-2011, 04:08 PM	#1
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Where Is Shawnee?? I couldn't find the APB thread so here is this one. Where is Shawnee? What have you done to her? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-29-2011, 04:10 PM	#2
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	she's in my attic with duct tape and bailing wire. no. not tied up with it. she's fixing my a/c ducts. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-29-2011, 04:11 PM	#3
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	we magically transformed her into an infinite monkey __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

03-29-2011, 05:30 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I thought she was a hobo __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

03-29-2011, 06:05 PM	#7
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	hmmmmmmm. i think i found her! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-29-2011, 06:03 PM	#6
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Look for the dwellar with the biggest mouth and fastest fingers, you'll find shaw.

03-29-2011, 06:06 PM	#8
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	dock dock duck. nope. just a dock. with a really big crane way the hell off the ground. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

03-29-2011, 06:08 PM	#9
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Doesn't anyone look at the 'about me' thingy? I thought it was obvious. Oh wait, you don't all actually live in my head, do you?

03-30-2011, 08:11 AM	#10
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I sure do miss ole what'shername123! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-30-2011, 08:12 AM	#11
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Me too. Old unforgettable what'sherface.

03-30-2011, 09:22 AM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I don't. Shawnee was a rancid old whore. Her fanny smelled like a bin bag full of old mussels. I heard having sex with her was like sticking a sausage into a cathedral. If she's slunk off in shame it's not before time. I for one will be disinfecting my screen in celebration.

03-30-2011, 09:24 AM	#13
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	^wss

03-30-2011, 10:08 AM	#14
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Oh SG !! Thats TOO funny !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-30-2011, 10:21 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Jebus you're a mean buncha fuckers. I thought I was mean... stomp stomp stomp

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