Photoshop fails!

chrisinhouston · 05-26-2011, 08:51 AM

In an effort to improve my Photoshop skills I've been spending some time on the internet following tutorials, some are good and some... well not so good.

This one yesterday cracked me up. The photographer is from Spain and his tutorial was on recreating Catholic confirmation photos for adults who didn't like the ones from when they were kids. He uses his Photoshop skills pretty liberally!

footfootfoot · 05-26-2011, 09:16 AM

I suspect there is money to be made by re-visiting old wedding albums to delete the ex-spouse and insert the new one. Now pretend you never made that poor judgement.

jimhelm · 05-26-2011, 09:39 AM

I doubt the new spouse would be happy with the result.

Gravdigr · 05-26-2011, 01:36 PM

One of my early 'shops. I called 'em beheadings, cuz I only messed w/the heads/faces.

This a girl from Momdigr's church dressed as Britney Spears for Halloween. She wanted Mom to take her picture. She did, and then I put Popdigr's face over hers and sent it to her.

I called it "The Ugliest Little Girl Ever".

ETA: Those ears are hers.

infinite monkey · 05-27-2011, 10:44 AM

Chris's pic reminds me of those horrible HS Senior pics where they'd be standing there with one leg propped on a stool (usually with leisure jacket swung over their shoulder, looking at the camera) then there'd be another pic of the same guy, in the same pic, walking into the scene. Like "this guy's deep, he has two distinctly different sides."

My friends and I laughed at those guys. What, your twin accidentally walked into the frame when you were getting your 'casual' shot taken?

glatt · 05-27-2011, 10:48 AM

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infinite monkey · 05-27-2011, 10:50 AM

What's that called: The Many Faces of Heroin?

infinite monkey · 05-27-2011, 11:00 AM

I'm Cindi. With an eye.

Gravdigr · 05-27-2011, 03:49 PM

Eyes. A green one and a brown one.

infinite monkey · 05-27-2011, 03:51 PM

It's not the different colors, that ain't so rare...it's the fact that one of them is like ten thousand times bigger than the other one, and placed oddly on the face.

Maybe she had her eye knocked out in a horrible playstation accident, and that's the best they could do.

footfootfoot · 05-27-2011, 06:43 PM

...I'll keep my eye out for you!

richlevy · 05-27-2011, 07:59 PM

The only reason you guys noticed her eyes is because her tits weren't in the picture.

footfootfoot · 05-27-2011, 08:11 PM

You know why men find it so tough to make eye contact with women?

Because tits don't have eyes.

zippyt · 05-27-2011, 08:36 PM

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wolf · 05-28-2011, 08:16 PM

If you're done looking at the chart, gentlemen ...

I would guess that since the eyeball lady's picture is watermarked from gimps.de that the unhairy eyeball is probably glass. Or maybe plastic. But definitely aftermarket, not original. It's not tracking with the right one.

05-26-2011, 08:51 AM	#1
chrisinhouston Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Houston TX Posts: 1,857	Photoshop fails! In an effort to improve my Photoshop skills I've been spending some time on the internet following tutorials, some are good and some... well not so good. This one yesterday cracked me up. The photographer is from Spain and his tutorial was on recreating Catholic confirmation photos for adults who didn't like the ones from when they were kids. He uses his Photoshop skills pretty liberally! Attached Images

05-26-2011, 09:16 AM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	I suspect there is money to be made by re-visiting old wedding albums to delete the ex-spouse and insert the new one. Now pretend you never made that poor judgement. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

05-26-2011, 09:39 AM	#3
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	I doubt the new spouse would be happy with the result. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

05-26-2011, 01:36 PM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	One of my early 'shops. I called 'em beheadings, cuz I only messed w/the heads/faces. This a girl from Momdigr's church dressed as Britney Spears for Halloween. She wanted Mom to take her picture. She did, and then I put Popdigr's face over hers and sent it to her. I called it "The Ugliest Little Girl Ever". ETA: Those ears are hers. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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05-27-2011, 10:44 AM	#5
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Chris's pic reminds me of those horrible HS Senior pics where they'd be standing there with one leg propped on a stool (usually with leisure jacket swung over their shoulder, looking at the camera) then there'd be another pic of the same guy, in the same pic, walking into the scene. Like "this guy's deep, he has two distinctly different sides." My friends and I laughed at those guys. What, your twin accidentally walked into the frame when you were getting your 'casual' shot taken?

05-27-2011, 10:50 AM	#7
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	What's that called: The Many Faces of Heroin?

05-27-2011, 11:00 AM	#8
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I'm Cindi. With an eye. Attached Images

05-27-2011, 03:49 PM	#9
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Eyes. A green one and a brown one. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

05-27-2011, 03:51 PM	#10
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	It's not the different colors, that ain't so rare...it's the fact that one of them is like ten thousand times bigger than the other one, and placed oddly on the face. Maybe she had her eye knocked out in a horrible playstation accident, and that's the best they could do.

05-27-2011, 06:43 PM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	...I'll keep my eye out for you! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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05-27-2011, 08:11 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You know why men find it so tough to make eye contact with women? Because tits don't have eyes. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

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05-28-2011, 08:16 PM	#15
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