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03-22-2012, 08:28 AM
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The Prone Parent Thread
I'm taking a daddy time-out.
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03-22-2012, 08:36 AM
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Careful. That's when they jump on your stomach. Daddy trampoline.
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03-22-2012, 08:39 AM
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Especially when you've got a stomach like that.
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03-22-2012, 10:27 AM
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Remember: Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -- Marcus Aurelius, philosopher and writer (121-180) |
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03-22-2012, 10:38 AM
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That's what's wrong with the current generation, parents' lying down on the job.
Dear Grammar Nazis ... gerunds give possessive to the noun.
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If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd work.
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