Kent State

[xoxoxoBruce]

It's OK, move along, nothing to see...

Earlier, police officers and cars swarmed the campus near Bowman Hall and the Business Administration Building, Carrie Blazina, managing editor of the Daily Kent Stater, told The Los Angeles Times in an email.

Who couldn't wait to get her name in a real big-time paper.

Kent State President Lester A. Lefton said the university had worked hard to train its students in what to do in such situations and that students know how to behave when told to shelter in place. Lefton said the campus is a “place of intellectual discourse” and that it tried to teach young people to resolve disputes without violence.

Who couldn't wait to tell the world it wasn't one of our peaceful discoursers.

Earlier the university had cautioned people in the area to stay in place Wednesday evening and described the suspect as a "black male wearing basketball shorts and carrying a silver handgun," according to an advisory on the university’s website. A shot was fired into the ground near Bowman Hall, according to the university.

Got tired of the frats telling the townie to get away from their hoops?
Got pissed at the intellectuals telling the townie to get off their campus?
Got tired of the discourse over the pot bill?
Killed a rabid earthworm thereby saving several robins?

[slang]

Send in the National Guard.

[xoxoxoBruce]

They were busy at Ft Hood, where the base commander said Ivan Lopez, was a man battling mental illness when he shot up the joint. Well no shit Sherlock.

[slang]

Send in the clowns?

No-no, I got it...send in the bean counters.

Damn, I crack me up.