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Old 10-28-2015, 10:09 PM   #1
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Organisers of the World Puddle Jumping Championships in Northamptonshire have asked competitors not to consume fizzy pop and energy drinks before taking part because they may give them an unfair advantage.

The annual event at Wicksteed Park, Kettering, attracts entrants from across the UK and has been won by competitors aged nine and seven in the last two years, although there is no suggestion that previous winners had consumed the drinks being referred to.
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Old 10-29-2015, 05:22 AM   #2
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Well, whatcha expect, it's Kettering.
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Old 10-29-2015, 08:26 AM   #3
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Daddy Pig is the best at jumping puddles.
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