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breakingnews · 10-23-2003, 11:23 AM

Sorry to keep sending this shit, but I find it hilarious.

Stiff Discipline After Schoolboys' Viagra Prank

LONDON (Reuters) - Six British schoolboys were rushed to hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said on Thursday.

Forest School in Winnersh, southern England said paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank.

"It is believed that a pupil brought the tablets in from home into the all-boys school and shared them with five friends," the local education authority said in a statement.

The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done."

Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off.

"The school has a strict no drugs policy and a pupil will be temporarily excluded for actions which placed other pupils at risk," the education authority added.

wolf · 10-23-2003, 11:53 AM

This would be a toughie at an American school, as the zero-tolerance drug policy would be in conflict with the self-esteem and sexual expression policies.

SteveDallas · 10-23-2003, 12:02 PM

sexual expression policies??? What schools are those?? The ones where 6-yo-boys can get suspended for kissing girls on the playground?

And anyway, weren't British boys' schools always rumored to put additives in the food (saltpeter?) to tamp down (as it were) the ummm, urgings, of the students? Maybe the Viagra just brought the student back to normal (whatever that is).

wolf · 10-23-2003, 12:04 PM

okay okay ... make that "alternative sexual expression policies". (thought that would be understood by implication as the story was about an all-boy's school)

xoxoxoBruce · 10-23-2003, 07:18 PM

If they had "alternative sexual expression ", they wouldn't have been squirming in class.

10-23-2003, 11:23 AM	#1
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	god i'm disgusting Sorry to keep sending this shit, but I find it hilarious. Stiff Discipline After Schoolboys' Viagra Prank LONDON (Reuters) - Six British schoolboys were rushed to hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said on Thursday. Forest School in Winnersh, southern England said paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank. "It is believed that a pupil brought the tablets in from home into the all-boys school and shared them with five friends," the local education authority said in a statement. The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done." Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off. "The school has a strict no drugs policy and a pupil will be temporarily excluded for actions which placed other pupils at risk," the education authority added.

10-23-2003, 11:53 AM	#2
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	This would be a toughie at an American school, as the zero-tolerance drug policy would be in conflict with the self-esteem and sexual expression policies. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-23-2003, 12:04 PM	#4
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	okay okay ... make that "alternative sexual expression policies". (thought that would be understood by implication as the story was about an all-boy's school) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-23-2003, 07:18 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If they had "alternative sexual expression ", they wouldn't have been squirming in class. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-23-2003, 12:02 PM	#3
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	sexual expression policies??? What schools are those?? The ones where 6-yo-boys can get suspended for kissing girls on the playground? And anyway, weren't British boys' schools always rumored to put additives in the food (saltpeter?) to tamp down (as it were) the ummm, urgings, of the students? Maybe the Viagra just brought the student back to normal (whatever that is).

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