Why Sharpton will never be President

Two words: "Tawana Brawley".

I'm familiar with the whole thing, but I really really <b>really</b> dig this:

Democratic hopeful Al Sharpton refused to apologize for accusing a prosecutor of rape in the 1980s case of Tawana Brawley, a New York state teen whose claims of kidnapping and abuse were found to be a hoax by state investigators. He said he still believes her.

“I would apologize if I was wrong,” he said.

Ah, Al. You're funny. You fucking retard.