keychain psychoanalysis

lumberjim · 03-05-2004, 10:22 PM

what can your keychain tell us about you?

does everyone have a digital camera?

take a picture of your keychain in it's current glory (no cheating by adding or subtracting for the photo) and put it up. We'll all make fun of you, and tell you how fucked up you are, and then you can do it to someone else. it'll be fun. Mine's boring, so I won;t bother for now, but, I know there are some freaky ones out there.

I imagine that xoxoxoBruce's are one of two extremes. either a simple loop of keys, or some major doodadderish extravaganza of doodaddyish doodads.

Onxy Cougar's definitely has at least one purple feather.

Wolf's has a tiny Glock

Toad's has a frog and a vw logo

H_P has to have one of those clear plastic balls with the eyeball inside in water.

zippyt's has gotta have semper fi or usmc somewhere

let's see!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2004, 10:38 PM

Very simple.

Razorfish · 03-05-2004, 10:44 PM

Is that a key on the right to a pair of handcuffs Bruce? It looks like one but I could be wrong.

Beestie · 03-05-2004, 10:53 PM

I don't like a lot of keys on my keyring...

xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2004, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by Razorfish
Is that a key on the right to a pair of handcuffs Bruce? It looks like one but I could be wrong.

Yes.

lumberjim · 03-05-2004, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Very simple.

where's the cruiser key?

lumberjim · 03-05-2004, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beestie
I don't like a lot of keys on my keyring...

what does it say on the back of that little round tag?

farfromhome · 03-05-2004, 11:11 PM

My house is unlocked.My apartment is unlocked.The key for my car is in the ignition.I hate things jingling in my pockets.I like to move quick and make no noise.

Beestie · 03-05-2004, 11:18 PM

Quote:

what does it say on the back of that little round tag?

"Love Always, Lara" on one side and "4/6/01" on the other. The camera just couldn't pick it up. The keyring was a fifth-year anniversary present.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2004, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim

where's the cruiser key?

On the oversized electronic gizmo.
I have 8 cars. I don't carry all the keys all the time.

zippyt · 03-05-2004, 11:46 PM

No eagle globe and ancor here , just a porsche fob. Mostly work keys , every thing from alarm panel keys( Yes I probley have a key to open your alarm panel ) to keys for coin counters ( in casinos ).
Oh and they all weigh 1lb 6.5 oz

zippyt · 03-05-2004, 11:51 PM

and now the pic

Beestie · 03-06-2004, 12:00 AM

Holy Crap Zippy - what do you carry that thing around with - a wheelbarrow?

zippyt · 03-06-2004, 12:13 AM

Well I used to carry that conglomeration of keys in my pocket ALL the time untill a few years ago I took a header into a scale pit , i fell about 3-4 feet flaling about trying to fly I guess , I landed flat on my thigh all 250lbs of me on top of those keys on the top web of an "I" beam . Can you say CHARLEY FUCKING HORSE THE SIZE OF A GOD DAMN GRAPE FRUIT !!!!!!! So now i leave most of them in my truck , and just carry ingition and tool box keys .

wolf · 03-06-2004, 01:00 AM

Please tell me you don't let that hang off your ignition, ever ...

Or do you just replace it regularly?

03-05-2004, 10:22 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	keychain psychoanalysis what can your keychain tell us about you? does everyone have a digital camera? take a picture of your keychain in it's current glory (no cheating by adding or subtracting for the photo) and put it up. We'll all make fun of you, and tell you how fucked up you are, and then you can do it to someone else. it'll be fun. Mine's boring, so I won;t bother for now, but, I know there are some freaky ones out there. I imagine that xoxoxoBruce's are one of two extremes. either a simple loop of keys, or some major doodadderish extravaganza of doodaddyish doodads. Onxy Cougar's definitely has at least one purple feather. Wolf's has a tiny Glock Toad's has a frog and a vw logo H_P has to have one of those clear plastic balls with the eyeball inside in water. zippyt's has gotta have semper fi or usmc somewhere let's see! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-05-2004, 10:38 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Very simple. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 06:03 PM.

03-05-2004, 10:44 PM	#3
Razorfish Superhero Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New England Posts: 104	Is that a key on the right to a pair of handcuffs Bruce? It looks like one but I could be wrong. __________________ Mostly lurking

03-05-2004, 10:53 PM	#4
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	I don't like a lot of keys on my keyring... Attached Images __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-05-2004, 11:11 PM	#8
farfromhome Management Consultant Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Portland,OR/Conesus,NY Posts: 166	My house is unlocked.My apartment is unlocked.The key for my car is in the ignition.I hate things jingling in my pockets.I like to move quick and make no noise. __________________ When you ain't got nothing-you ain't got nothing to lose.

03-05-2004, 11:46 PM	#11
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	No eagle globe and ancor here , just a porsche fob. Mostly work keys , every thing from alarm panel keys( Yes I probley have a key to open your alarm panel ) to keys for coin counters ( in casinos ). Oh and they all weigh 1lb 6.5 oz __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-05-2004, 11:51 PM	#12
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	and now the pic Attached Images __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-06-2004, 12:00 AM	#13
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Holy Crap Zippy - what do you carry that thing around with - a wheelbarrow? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-06-2004, 12:13 AM	#14
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Well I used to carry that conglomeration of keys in my pocket ALL the time untill a few years ago I took a header into a scale pit , i fell about 3-4 feet flaling about trying to fly I guess , I landed flat on my thigh all 250lbs of me on top of those keys on the top web of an "I" beam . Can you say CHARLEY FUCKING HORSE THE SIZE OF A GOD DAMN GRAPE FRUIT !!!!!!! So now i leave most of them in my truck , and just carry ingition and tool box keys . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

03-06-2004, 01:00 AM	#15
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Please tell me you don't let that hang off your ignition, ever ... Or do you just replace it regularly? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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