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Old 06-02-2004, 02:30 AM   #1
Nothing But Net
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Location: Spring, Texas
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When do you know it's over?

1: You get tired of her saying "You're not doing it right!"

2: "Stop licking my jewelry! It's not Stainless Steel, you know!"

3: All her exes live in Huntsville, Texas.

4: You see her picture on one of those 'HAVE YOU SEEN US?' flyers in the mailbox.

5: Translated into English, her name means 'I will have 3 kids with you, divorce your sorry ass and leave you with $14.76 a month to live on you prick"
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