post count triggered user titles

lumberjim · 07-03-2004, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Undertoad
never before revealed.

* Kinda New Member (Minimum Posts: 0) [edit] [remove]
* Person Who Has Posted (Minimum Posts: 2) [edit] [remove]
* Neophyte-in-training (Minimum Posts: 3) [edit] [remove]
* Recruit or Something (Minimum Posts: 4) [edit] [remove]
* Rapscallion (Minimum Posts: 5) [edit] [remove]
* Non-Newbie Sort (Minimum Posts: 6) [edit] [remove]
* Resident-in-Training (Minimum Posts: 7) [edit] [remove]
* Questionist (Minimum Posts: 8) [edit] [remove]
* Provocateur (Minimum Posts: 9) [edit] [remove]
* Fellow-Commoner (Minimum Posts: 10) [edit] [remove]
* Jotter of Notes (Minimum Posts: 11) [edit] [remove]
* Alphabetarian (Minimum Posts: 12) [edit] [remove]
* Layperson (Minimum Posts: 13) [edit] [remove]
* Writer of Writings (Minimum Posts: 14) [edit] [remove]
* Lead Subordinate (Minimum Posts: 15) [edit] [remove]
* Sibling of the Commonweal (Minimum Posts: 16) [edit] [remove]
* Aggregate Aggravator (Minimum Posts: 17) [edit] [remove]
* Complex Simpleton (Minimum Posts: 18) [edit] [remove]
* Pithy Euphemist (Minimum Posts: 19) [edit] [remove]
* Dog O'Nine Tails (Minimum Posts: 20) [edit] [remove]
* Disorderly Disciplinarian (Minimum Posts: 21) [edit] [remove]
* Antagonistic Antagonist (Minimum Posts: 22) [edit] [remove]
* Dry Nurse (Minimum Posts: 23) [edit] [remove]
* Eavesdropper (Minimum Posts: 24) [edit] [remove]
* Soylent Greenhorn (Minimum Posts: 25) [edit] [remove]
* May Ter Dee (Minimum Posts: 26) [edit] [remove]
* Abhorrent Aberrant (Minimum Posts: 27) [edit] [remove]
* Fresh Incumbent (Minimum Posts: 28) [edit] [remove]
* Romantic Necromancer (Minimum Posts: 29) [edit] [remove]
* Profitable Prophet (Minimum Posts: 30) [edit] [remove]
* Expectorant Inspector (Minimum Posts: 31) [edit] [remove]
* Drawn Druid (Minimum Posts: 32) [edit] [remove]
* Confounded Conjuror (Minimum Posts: 33) [edit] [remove]
* Civil Civilian (Minimum Posts: 34) [edit] [remove]
* Wiseacre Emeritus (Minimum Posts: 35) [edit] [remove]
* Vivacious Vivisectionist (Minimum Posts: 36) [edit] [remove]
* Regulator of Squalor (Minimum Posts: 37) [edit] [remove]
* Sentimental Sentient (Minimum Posts: 38) [edit] [remove]
* Simulated Simulacrum (Minimum Posts: 39) [edit] [remove]
* Wet Nurse's Aide (Minimum Posts: 40) [edit] [remove]
* Do-er of Deeds (Minimum Posts: 41) [edit] [remove]
* Paramour of Paradigm (Minimum Posts: 42) [edit] [remove]
* Irrelevant Adulterant (Minimum Posts: 43) [edit] [remove]
* Ender of Vendors (Minimum Posts: 44) [edit] [remove]
* Caster of Aspirsions (Minimum Posts: 45) [edit] [remove]
* Mystical Miscreant (Minimum Posts: 46) [edit] [remove]
* Smooth Ruffian (Minimum Posts: 47) [edit] [remove]
* Caste-Away (Minimum Posts: 48) [edit] [remove]
* Violator of Customs (Minimum Posts: 49) [edit] [remove]
* Infamous Defamer (Minimum Posts: 50) [edit] [remove]
* Fermenter of Dissatisfaction (Minimum Posts: 51) [edit] [remove]
* Disorderly Orderly (Minimum Posts: 52) [edit] [remove]
* Cantankerous Incantonator (Minimum Posts: 55) [edit] [remove]
* Keeper of the Decorum (Minimum Posts: 58) [edit] [remove]
* Resident Denizen (Minimum Posts: 60) [edit] [remove]
* Belt Conveyor (Minimum Posts: 65) [edit] [remove]
* Superior Inhabitant (Minimum Posts: 70) [edit] [remove]
* Resident President (Minimum Posts: 80) [edit] [remove]
* Coronation Incarnate (Minimum Posts: 87) [edit] [remove]
* Compatriot-at-Arms (Minimum Posts: 100) [edit] [remove]
* High Propagandist (Minimum Posts: 110) [edit] [remove]
* Major Inhabitant (Minimum Posts: 120) [edit] [remove]
* Hand-of-Kindness Extender (Minimum Posts: 130) [edit] [remove]
* Slacker (Minimum Posts: 140) [edit] [remove]
* Master Locutor (Minimum Posts: 150) [edit] [remove]
* Management Consultant (Minimum Posts: 160) [edit] [remove]
* Abecedarian (Minimum Posts: 170) [edit] [remove]
* Faithful Companion (Minimum Posts: 180) [edit] [remove]
* Vice-President of Resentment (Minimum Posts: 190) [edit] [remove]
* Colonist Extraordinaire (Minimum Posts: 200) [edit] [remove]
* Master of the Domain (Minimum Posts: 220) [edit] [remove]
* Super Intendent (Minimum Posts: 240) [edit] [remove]
* Wanted Driver (Minimum Posts: 260) [edit] [remove]
* Hoodoo Guru (Minimum Posts: 280) [edit] [remove]
* Elite Elitist (Minimum Posts: 320) [edit] [remove]
* Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table (Minimum Posts: 360) [edit] [remove]
* Professor (Minimum Posts: 365) [edit] [remove]
* Sir Post-A-Lot (Minimum Posts: 400) [edit] [remove]
* Longtime Companion (Minimum Posts: 440) [edit] [remove]
* Who Looks at User Titles Anyway (Minimum Posts: 460) [edit] [remove]
* Operations Operative (Minimum Posts: 465) [edit] [remove]
* Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 500) [edit] [remove]
* Master Dwellar II (Minimum Posts: 750) [edit] [remove]
* Master Dweller III: the Reposting (Minimum Posts: 1000) [edit] [remove]

that's the current list. we need to fill in the big gaps, and think up some for the 1000+ers.

......well, we don't 'need' to, but it sounds like fun, doesn't it?

Kitsune · 07-03-2004, 01:47 PM

UT officially has my favorite at the moment: "Giant Tard"

Undertoad · 07-03-2004, 01:56 PM

People have noticed that the top ones have changed:

# Operations Operative (Minimum Posts: 465)
# Lecturer (Minimum Posts: 750)
# Professor (Minimum Posts: 1000)
# Junior Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 2000)
# Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 3000)
# Senior Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 5000)

FWIW we probably need them up to 50000 posts or something.

Beestie · 07-03-2004, 02:07 PM

Another version...

LJ's water boy's understudy (Minimum Posts: 465)
LJ's water boy (Minimum Posts: 750)
LJ's guy who holds the headphone wires (Minimum Posts: 1,000)
LJ's clipboard holder (Minimum Posts: 2,000)
LJ's assistant (Minimum Posts: 3,000)
LJ's protoge (Minimum Posts: 5,000)
LJ's heir apparent (Minimum Posts: 10,000)
LJ's right hand man (Minimum Posts: 50,000)
LJ (Minimum Posts: 1,000,000)

07-03-2004, 02:13 PM

Oh, God, that's funny Beestie! It's OK, LJ, I'm laughing with you, not at you.

lumberjim · 07-03-2004, 02:16 PM

1250 - apprentice master dwellar
1500 - journeyman master dwellar
1750 - assistant junior master dwellar

2 posts- hi bruce, thanks for the welcome

5 posts- screw you beestie

2100 - pontificator of prose
2200 - wordsmith
2300 - Alfred Einstein
2400 - infinite monkey

richlevy · 07-03-2004, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lumberjim
2400 - infinite monkey

I love that one. How about

1000- Pompous Pontificator
2500- Practitioner of Pernicious Perspicacity

elSicomoro · 07-03-2004, 02:32 PM

Fuck it...I'm just going to continue creating my own user titles.

lumberjim · 07-03-2004, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sycamore
Fuck it...I'm just going to continue creating my own user titles.

i dont think that will fit.

i like to make mine up, too, but this is just a little fun with alliteration. also, an obvious opportunity to kick LJ around a little more, for you and mr fish in a barrell.

lumberjim · 05-18-2007, 10:42 PM

yo! remember this?!

05-19-2007, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

FWIW we probably need them up to 50000 posts or something.

Any dwellar that reaches 50,000 posts is a bona fide "survivor." You might as well call that user title "immunity" and declare that such users cannot be kicked out of (i.e. banned from) the Cellar unless they've been convicted of a felony; or, are otherwise no longer their own responsible party!!!

Aliantha · 05-19-2007, 06:10 AM

Hmmm...what about all the users under 50 000 who've been convicted of a felony?

Aliantha · 05-19-2007, 06:11 AM

Hang on a minute, what I'm trying to say is; what if you've convicted a felony, but you're under 50 000, or if you're over 50 000 but you're been a real arsehole? Surely you don't special privileges just cause you're a felon...or have committed 50 000 posts.

Aliantha · 05-19-2007, 06:12 AM

don't worry about me, I'm going to the menaningless drunk thread

DucksNuts · 05-19-2007, 07:29 AM

I just posted 5, but they are all offensive in one way or another

07-03-2004, 02:07 PM	#4
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Another version... LJ's water boy's understudy (Minimum Posts: 465) LJ's water boy (Minimum Posts: 750) LJ's guy who holds the headphone wires (Minimum Posts: 1,000) LJ's clipboard holder (Minimum Posts: 2,000) LJ's assistant (Minimum Posts: 3,000) LJ's protoge (Minimum Posts: 5,000) LJ's heir apparent (Minimum Posts: 10,000) LJ's right hand man (Minimum Posts: 50,000) LJ (Minimum Posts: 1,000,000) __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

07-03-2004, 02:16 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	1250 - apprentice master dwellar 1500 - journeyman master dwellar 1750 - assistant junior master dwellar 2 posts- hi bruce, thanks for the welcome 5 posts- screw you beestie 2100 - pontificator of prose 2200 - wordsmith 2300 - Alfred Einstein 2400 - infinite monkey __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-18-2007, 10:42 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	yo! remember this?! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-19-2007, 06:10 AM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hmmm...what about all the users under 50 000 who've been convicted of a felony? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-19-2007, 06:11 AM	#13
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Hang on a minute, what I'm trying to say is; what if you've convicted a felony, but you're under 50 000, or if you're over 50 000 but you're been a real arsehole? Surely you don't special privileges just cause you're a felon...or have committed 50 000 posts. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-03-2004, 01:47 PM	#2
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	UT officially has my favorite at the moment: "Giant Tard"

07-03-2004, 01:56 PM	#3
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	People have noticed that the top ones have changed: # Operations Operative (Minimum Posts: 465) # Lecturer (Minimum Posts: 750) # Professor (Minimum Posts: 1000) # Junior Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 2000) # Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 3000) # Senior Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 5000) FWIW we probably need them up to 50000 posts or something.

07-03-2004, 02:13 PM	#5
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Oh, God, that's funny Beestie! It's OK, LJ, I'm laughing with you, not at you.

07-03-2004, 02:32 PM	#8
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Fuck it...I'm just going to continue creating my own user titles.

05-19-2007, 06:12 AM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	don't worry about me, I'm going to the menaningless drunk thread __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

05-19-2007, 07:29 AM	#15
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I just posted 5, but they are all offensive in one way or another

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