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Old 07-03-2004, 10:11 AM   #1
lumberjim
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post count triggered user titles

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never before revealed.

* Kinda New Member (Minimum Posts: 0) [edit] [remove]
* Person Who Has Posted (Minimum Posts: 2) [edit] [remove]
* Neophyte-in-training (Minimum Posts: 3) [edit] [remove]
* Recruit or Something (Minimum Posts: 4) [edit] [remove]
* Rapscallion (Minimum Posts: 5) [edit] [remove]
* Non-Newbie Sort (Minimum Posts: 6) [edit] [remove]
* Resident-in-Training (Minimum Posts: 7) [edit] [remove]
* Questionist (Minimum Posts: 8) [edit] [remove]
* Provocateur (Minimum Posts: 9) [edit] [remove]
* Fellow-Commoner (Minimum Posts: 10) [edit] [remove]
* Jotter of Notes (Minimum Posts: 11) [edit] [remove]
* Alphabetarian (Minimum Posts: 12) [edit] [remove]
* Layperson (Minimum Posts: 13) [edit] [remove]
* Writer of Writings (Minimum Posts: 14) [edit] [remove]
* Lead Subordinate (Minimum Posts: 15) [edit] [remove]
* Sibling of the Commonweal (Minimum Posts: 16) [edit] [remove]
* Aggregate Aggravator (Minimum Posts: 17) [edit] [remove]
* Complex Simpleton (Minimum Posts: 18) [edit] [remove]
* Pithy Euphemist (Minimum Posts: 19) [edit] [remove]
* Dog O'Nine Tails (Minimum Posts: 20) [edit] [remove]
* Disorderly Disciplinarian (Minimum Posts: 21) [edit] [remove]
* Antagonistic Antagonist (Minimum Posts: 22) [edit] [remove]
* Dry Nurse (Minimum Posts: 23) [edit] [remove]
* Eavesdropper (Minimum Posts: 24) [edit] [remove]
* Soylent Greenhorn (Minimum Posts: 25) [edit] [remove]
* May Ter Dee (Minimum Posts: 26) [edit] [remove]
* Abhorrent Aberrant (Minimum Posts: 27) [edit] [remove]
* Fresh Incumbent (Minimum Posts: 28) [edit] [remove]
* Romantic Necromancer (Minimum Posts: 29) [edit] [remove]
* Profitable Prophet (Minimum Posts: 30) [edit] [remove]
* Expectorant Inspector (Minimum Posts: 31) [edit] [remove]
* Drawn Druid (Minimum Posts: 32) [edit] [remove]
* Confounded Conjuror (Minimum Posts: 33) [edit] [remove]
* Civil Civilian (Minimum Posts: 34) [edit] [remove]
* Wiseacre Emeritus (Minimum Posts: 35) [edit] [remove]
* Vivacious Vivisectionist (Minimum Posts: 36) [edit] [remove]
* Regulator of Squalor (Minimum Posts: 37) [edit] [remove]
* Sentimental Sentient (Minimum Posts: 38) [edit] [remove]
* Simulated Simulacrum (Minimum Posts: 39) [edit] [remove]
* Wet Nurse's Aide (Minimum Posts: 40) [edit] [remove]
* Do-er of Deeds (Minimum Posts: 41) [edit] [remove]
* Paramour of Paradigm (Minimum Posts: 42) [edit] [remove]
* Irrelevant Adulterant (Minimum Posts: 43) [edit] [remove]
* Ender of Vendors (Minimum Posts: 44) [edit] [remove]
* Caster of Aspirsions (Minimum Posts: 45) [edit] [remove]
* Mystical Miscreant (Minimum Posts: 46) [edit] [remove]
* Smooth Ruffian (Minimum Posts: 47) [edit] [remove]
* Caste-Away (Minimum Posts: 48) [edit] [remove]
* Violator of Customs (Minimum Posts: 49) [edit] [remove]
* Infamous Defamer (Minimum Posts: 50) [edit] [remove]
* Fermenter of Dissatisfaction (Minimum Posts: 51) [edit] [remove]
* Disorderly Orderly (Minimum Posts: 52) [edit] [remove]
* Cantankerous Incantonator (Minimum Posts: 55) [edit] [remove]
* Keeper of the Decorum (Minimum Posts: 58) [edit] [remove]
* Resident Denizen (Minimum Posts: 60) [edit] [remove]
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* Resident President (Minimum Posts: 80) [edit] [remove]
* Coronation Incarnate (Minimum Posts: 87) [edit] [remove]
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* High Propagandist (Minimum Posts: 110) [edit] [remove]
* Major Inhabitant (Minimum Posts: 120) [edit] [remove]
* Hand-of-Kindness Extender (Minimum Posts: 130) [edit] [remove]
* Slacker (Minimum Posts: 140) [edit] [remove]
* Master Locutor (Minimum Posts: 150) [edit] [remove]
* Management Consultant (Minimum Posts: 160) [edit] [remove]
* Abecedarian (Minimum Posts: 170) [edit] [remove]
* Faithful Companion (Minimum Posts: 180) [edit] [remove]
* Vice-President of Resentment (Minimum Posts: 190) [edit] [remove]
* Colonist Extraordinaire (Minimum Posts: 200) [edit] [remove]
* Master of the Domain (Minimum Posts: 220) [edit] [remove]
* Super Intendent (Minimum Posts: 240) [edit] [remove]
* Wanted Driver (Minimum Posts: 260) [edit] [remove]
* Hoodoo Guru (Minimum Posts: 280) [edit] [remove]
* Elite Elitist (Minimum Posts: 320) [edit] [remove]
* Knight of the Oval-Shaped Conference Table (Minimum Posts: 360) [edit] [remove]
* Professor (Minimum Posts: 365) [edit] [remove]
* Sir Post-A-Lot (Minimum Posts: 400) [edit] [remove]
* Longtime Companion (Minimum Posts: 440) [edit] [remove]
* Who Looks at User Titles Anyway (Minimum Posts: 460) [edit] [remove]
* Operations Operative (Minimum Posts: 465) [edit] [remove]
* Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 500) [edit] [remove]
* Master Dwellar II (Minimum Posts: 750) [edit] [remove]
* Master Dweller III: the Reposting (Minimum Posts: 1000) [edit] [remove]
that's the current list. we need to fill in the big gaps, and think up some for the 1000+ers.

......well, we don't 'need' to, but it sounds like fun, doesn't it?
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Old 07-03-2004, 01:47 PM   #2
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UT officially has my favorite at the moment: "Giant Tard"
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Old 07-03-2004, 01:56 PM   #3
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People have noticed that the top ones have changed:

# Operations Operative (Minimum Posts: 465)
# Lecturer (Minimum Posts: 750)
# Professor (Minimum Posts: 1000)
# Junior Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 2000)
# Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 3000)
# Senior Master Dwellar (Minimum Posts: 5000)

FWIW we probably need them up to 50000 posts or something.
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:07 PM   #4
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Another version...
  • LJ's water boy's understudy (Minimum Posts: 465)
  • LJ's water boy (Minimum Posts: 750)
  • LJ's guy who holds the headphone wires (Minimum Posts: 1,000)
  • LJ's clipboard holder (Minimum Posts: 2,000)
  • LJ's assistant (Minimum Posts: 3,000)
  • LJ's protoge (Minimum Posts: 5,000)
  • LJ's heir apparent (Minimum Posts: 10,000)
  • LJ's right hand man (Minimum Posts: 50,000)
  • LJ (Minimum Posts: 1,000,000)

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Old 07-03-2004, 02:13 PM   #5
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Oh, God, that's funny Beestie! It's OK, LJ, I'm laughing with you, not at you.
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:16 PM   #6
lumberjim
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1250 - apprentice master dwellar
1500 - journeyman master dwellar
1750 - assistant junior master dwellar

2 posts- hi bruce, thanks for the welcome

5 posts- screw you beestie

2100 - pontificator of prose
2200 - wordsmith
2300 - Alfred Einstein
2400 - infinite monkey
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:29 PM   #7
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2400 - infinite monkey
I love that one. How about

1000- Pompous Pontificator
2500- Practitioner of Pernicious Perspicacity
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:32 PM   #8
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Fuck it...I'm just going to continue creating my own user titles.
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Old 07-03-2004, 02:35 PM   #9
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Fuck it...I'm just going to continue creating my own user titles.
i dont think that will fit.

i like to make mine up, too, but this is just a little fun with alliteration. also, an obvious opportunity to kick LJ around a little more, for you and mr fish in a barrell.
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Old 05-18-2007, 10:42 PM   #10
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yo! remember this?!
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:53 AM   #11
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FWIW we probably need them up to 50000 posts or something.
Any dwellar that reaches 50,000 posts is a bona fide "survivor." You might as well call that user title "immunity" and declare that such users cannot be kicked out of (i.e. banned from) the Cellar unless they've been convicted of a felony; or, are otherwise no longer their own responsible party!!!
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:10 AM   #12
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Hmmm...what about all the users under 50 000 who've been convicted of a felony?
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:11 AM   #13
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Hang on a minute, what I'm trying to say is; what if you've convicted a felony, but you're under 50 000, or if you're over 50 000 but you're been a real arsehole? Surely you don't special privileges just cause you're a felon...or have committed 50 000 posts.
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Old 05-19-2007, 06:12 AM   #14
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don't worry about me, I'm going to the menaningless drunk thread
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:29 AM   #15
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I just posted 5, but they are all offensive in one way or another
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