Why Unwed Mothers Under 18 Should Not Have Naming Rights for their Offspring

wolf · 12-05-2004, 08:58 PM

Today as I was taking out the trash, I heard a mom yelling for her son. I don't actually know these people, so I don't know if the thread title is entirely accurate, but given the relative apparent ages of mother and son, I'm reasonably confident of my assumption.

What was mom yelling that prompted me to start a thread?

"Evian!!! Evian!! Get in here NOW."

Of course, this is not the end of the story.

The yelling was unsuccessful, so mom had to resort to the standby method of getting her skateboarding house ape to come in for dinner ... she called his cellphone.

And I learned that he was not being called in for dinner, as he explained to his playmate ... "Damn bitch can't let me alone. She say I not done my homework. She go on the computer and see it ain't there."

Over the last few months I've also seen a couple examples of this at the nuthouse. I had a "Gazinna" and a "Latrina" on the unit at the same time. What were their parents thinking? Yes, the two names make a sentence. Isn't that just cute?

12-05-2004, 08:58 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Why Unwed Mothers Under 18 Should Not Have Naming Rights for their Offspring Today as I was taking out the trash, I heard a mom yelling for her son. I don't actually know these people, so I don't know if the thread title is entirely accurate, but given the relative apparent ages of mother and son, I'm reasonably confident of my assumption. What was mom yelling that prompted me to start a thread? "Evian!!! Evian!! Get in here NOW." Of course, this is not the end of the story. The yelling was unsuccessful, so mom had to resort to the standby method of getting her skateboarding house ape to come in for dinner ... she called his cellphone. And I learned that he was not being called in for dinner, as he explained to his playmate ... "Damn bitch can't let me alone. She say I not done my homework. She go on the computer and see it ain't there." Over the last few months I've also seen a couple examples of this at the nuthouse. I had a "Gazinna" and a "Latrina" on the unit at the same time. What were their parents thinking? Yes, the two names make a sentence. Isn't that just cute? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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