The Meaning of Penis

Nothing But Net · 03-15-2005, 01:26 AM

In one of my proto-simian moods I came up with an interesting posit: take a famous quote including the word LIFE and substitute PENIS.

To wit:

Hobbes: "... the penis of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."

Lennon: "Penis is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

Cowper: "Variety's the spice of penis, That gives it all its flavour."

Anon: "Penis is just a bowl of cherries." (or a box of chocolates if you're Gumpish)

Pitkin: "Penis Begins at Forty."

Hubbard: "Penis is just one damned thing after another."

Longfellow: "... Into each penis some rain must fall, ..."

Grenfell: "... penis goes on, ..."

Kennedy: "Penis is unfair."

Ebb: "Penis is a cabaret, old chum."

Clark: "Whose Penis Is It Anyway?"

The Book of John (Bible): "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his penis for his friends."

Spock in 'Star Trekkin', by The Firm: "It's penis, Jim, but not as we know it."

lumberjim · 03-15-2005, 05:25 AM

PUI

Catwoman · 03-15-2005, 05:55 AM

Or swap the last word...

Descartes: I think therefore I penis

Thoreau: If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different penis

Anon: Quality not penis

Anon: Quick as a penis

Aphorism: It's a sticky penis

Frank Sinatra: There may be trouble ahead. There may be sunshine, and snowdrops, and love and penis

404Error · 03-15-2005, 07:05 AM

Anonymous: "Penis is too short..."

Anonymous: "Penis sucks, then you die"

03-15-2005, 01:26 AM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	The Meaning of Penis In one of my proto-simian moods I came up with an interesting posit: take a famous quote including the word LIFE and substitute PENIS. To wit: Hobbes: "... the penis of man, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." Lennon: "Penis is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans." Cowper: "Variety's the spice of penis, That gives it all its flavour." Anon: "Penis is just a bowl of cherries." (or a box of chocolates if you're Gumpish) Pitkin: "Penis Begins at Forty." Hubbard: "Penis is just one damned thing after another." Longfellow: "... Into each penis some rain must fall, ..." Grenfell: "... penis goes on, ..." Kennedy: "Penis is unfair." Ebb: "Penis is a cabaret, old chum." Clark: "Whose Penis Is It Anyway?" The Book of John (Bible): "Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his penis for his friends." Spock in 'Star Trekkin', by The Firm: "It's penis, Jim, but not as we know it."

03-15-2005, 05:25 AM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	PUI __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-15-2005, 05:55 AM	#3
Catwoman stalking a Tom Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: on the edge of the english channel Posts: 1,000	Or swap the last word... Descartes: I think therefore I penis Thoreau: If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different penis Anon: Quality not penis Anon: Quick as a penis Aphorism: It's a sticky penis Frank Sinatra: There may be trouble ahead. There may be sunshine, and snowdrops, and love and penis __________________ I've decided I'm not going to have a signature anymore.

03-15-2005, 07:05 AM	#4
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	Anonymous: "Penis is too short..." Anonymous: "Penis sucks, then you die" __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

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