Why yes, I do have an interesting life

Nothing But Net · 04-26-2005, 03:19 AM

I should be making Visa commercials:

Digital camera: $700

Saucy private pole-dance: $6 (including alcohol)

Standard bail for 2nd degree murder in Harris County, Texas (after she sees this posted on the web for all the world to see): $30,000

<a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/Got%20your%20back.WMV">Got your back baby</a>

Elspode · 04-26-2005, 08:56 PM

I'm disappointed. I thought you said something about her dancing on your private pole...

lumberjim · 04-26-2005, 09:14 PM

did we lose some posts today? or did your lady friend object to your posting her pics?

by the way, i would like to know just how interesting your life actually is. We see a lot of pictures, but rarely hear what has put you where you are in your life. Jinx and I are convinced that you're all coined up. You seem to have a lot of free time, you get into lots of neat shit in night clubs...ie wet tshirt contests, playing bongos with blues bands, etc. how about a brief synopsis?

xoxoxoBruce · 04-27-2005, 09:37 PM

I think he just a guy that's going to have as much fun as possible no matter what life throws at him. I envy that ability.

Nothing But Net · 04-27-2005, 11:21 PM

Well, for one thing, if you look closely you can actually <b><i>see</i></b> my phone messages being transmitted straight from my brain into the atmosphere (sorry for the low quality image, the equipment is still experimental):

<img src="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/Beam.jpg">

That can help, but it's the camera and artistic shit, dudes, I've said that before. I am no great artist. Of course a little smooth talk helps get it goin' on.

I'm just sayin'..but there's more advice to come, if you ask a specific question. Oh goody, my own advice column!

I am not 'coined' as LJ suggests. I work and pay my own bills. My parents are indeed fairly well off and have helped me land in the haystack instead of on the pitchfork on a few occasions, but not that much.

04-26-2005, 03:19 AM	#1
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Why yes, I do have an interesting life I should be making Visa commercials: Digital camera: $700 Saucy private pole-dance: $6 (including alcohol) Standard bail for 2nd degree murder in Harris County, Texas (after she sees this posted on the web for all the world to see): $30,000 <a href="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/videos/Got%20your%20back.WMV">Got your back baby</a>

04-26-2005, 08:56 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm disappointed. I thought you said something about her dancing on your private pole... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-26-2005, 09:14 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	did we lose some posts today? or did your lady friend object to your posting her pics? by the way, i would like to know just how interesting your life actually is. We see a lot of pictures, but rarely hear what has put you where you are in your life. Jinx and I are convinced that you're all coined up. You seem to have a lot of free time, you get into lots of neat shit in night clubs...ie wet tshirt contests, playing bongos with blues bands, etc. how about a brief synopsis? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-27-2005, 09:37 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I think he just a guy that's going to have as much fun as possible no matter what life throws at him. I envy that ability. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

04-27-2005, 11:21 PM	#5
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Well, for one thing, if you look closely you can actually <b><i>see</i></b> my phone messages being transmitted straight from my brain into the atmosphere (sorry for the low quality image, the equipment is still experimental): <img src="http://www.myrefrigerator.com/Beam.jpg"> That can help, but it's the camera and artistic shit, dudes, I've said that before. I am no great artist. Of course a little smooth talk helps get it goin' on. I'm just sayin'..but there's more advice to come, if you ask a specific question. Oh goody, my own advice column! I am not 'coined' as LJ suggests. I work and pay my own bills. My parents are indeed fairly well off and have helped me land in the haystack instead of on the pitchfork on a few occasions, but not that much. Last edited by Nothing But Net; 04-27-2005 at 11:38 PM.

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