Seals

xoxoxoBruce · 05-01-2005, 08:32 AM

No, not the kind you club for their pelts. The kind that keep cyanide out of your tylenol. The seals are everywhere and sometimes damned annoying.
Everytime I open a jar of peanut butter I curse the seal which is very difficult to remove completely, leaving an uneven surface which won't seal tight. Get to the point, Bruce.

Ok, so I open a 4 lb jar of peanut butter and there is no seal. Careful inspection reveals there probably wasn't one. I've fought enough of these varmits to know what the effect on the jar the removal process causes. The peanut butter appears to be undisturbed. If someone "played" with the peanut butter wouldn't they at least try to replace the seal?

Do I eat it?
Test it on animals?
Neighborhood children?
Give it to a homeless person?
Bring it to Forks tm?
Or take it back to the store?
Show of hands, please.

05-01-2005, 08:32 AM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Seals No, not the kind you club for their pelts. The kind that keep cyanide out of your tylenol. The seals are everywhere and sometimes damned annoying. Everytime I open a jar of peanut butter I curse the seal which is very difficult to remove completely, leaving an uneven surface which won't seal tight. Get to the point, Bruce. Ok, so I open a 4 lb jar of peanut butter and there is no seal. Careful inspection reveals there probably wasn't one. I've fought enough of these varmits to know what the effect on the jar the removal process causes. The peanut butter appears to be undisturbed. If someone "played" with the peanut butter wouldn't they at least try to replace the seal? Do I eat it? Test it on animals? Neighborhood children? Give it to a homeless person? Bring it to Forks tm? Or take it back to the store? Show of hands, please. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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