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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 7,661
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I went off today !!!
Yes I went off on some one today .
My day started early 6am , to the shop 2 hrs away , 2-3 hours of bench repairs and upgrades then 3+hr drive to a job ( i crossed 5 state lines today , and my odometer roller over 500 miles , company pick up and company gas card ) , simple job , software up grade , it didn't go as well as planned but it will work untill the programmer can un-fuck his shit . So I have a 5+ hr drive home , as I was passing thru a largeish town I saw a mall , I figured " well I can streach my legs and get some food " . So a large order of fried shrimp rice later i was leaveing the mall . There was this skinny chick and dude that both looked like they had fallen face first into a tackle box ( hoops , rings , chains , all kinds of shit in and on their faces ) , as i walked by I just shook my head , I didn't say a DAMN thing !!!!!! Well chicklet desided I was dissing her and spoke up " WHAT THE FUCK 'YOU LOOKING AT , MOTHER FUCKER ??????" , all puffed out cheast and waggin head like . I spun on my heels and in my best drill instructer voice ( as i puffed out my cheast and advanced on her ) said " I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIGUER OUT HOW MANY CHAINS IT TAKES YOUR BULL DYKE TO TIE YOU DOWN INTO POSITION EVERY NITE !!!!!!!!!" She got all tiery eyed and her bottom lip got all wiggley , I looked at dude , he just flashed me a peace sign . I about faced and walked off . I normaley don't do stuff like this , but I guess she just cought me at the wrong time with the wrong tone in her voice . That was my tuesday , how was yours ???
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